MEME: FMK

[kaitmaree]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Comments

[sciencesaggressively]

Bradley Cooper
Michael Fassbender
Danny

[beyoncepadthai]

You're super rude.

Marry Danny, obviously, fuck Fassy and kill Bradley Cooper with kisses.

[sciencesaggressively]

Hmm, I would've gone a different way.

[beyoncepadthai]

What?

[sciencesaggressively]

What????

I would marry Bradley Cooper, all the way.

[beyoncepadthai]

...who would you kill, tho?

[sciencesaggressively]

I think you know, in your heart, who I would kill.

Because I'd fuck Fassy, too. Did you see him hang dong in that one movie? Come on.

[beyoncepadthai]

Okay, I watched Shame fourteen times when it came out on DVD.

I can't believe you would kill my boyfriend!

[sciencesaggressively]

Can you really not believe it, though? CONSIDER THE OTHER CHOICES, MINDY.

[beyoncepadthai]

Hey, man, Daniel Castellano holds his own.

And you'd have to deal with me being all sad forever! I'd be a crazy tortoise lady.

Ugh, I hate you.

[sciencesaggressively]

You're taking this way too seriously.

[beyoncepadthai]

Whatever.

[sciencesaggressively]

Is your tortoise even still alive?

[beyoncepadthai]

Is your face still alive?

[sciencesaggressively]

Really? That's how it's going to be?

I wouldn't actually kill your boyfriend, Mindy, but THAT'S THE GAME.

[beyoncepadthai]

Like, from all of the procedures you get done at the Crentistry? Yeah, I went there.

[sciencesaggressively]

Oh.

Oh ho ho.

YOU'RE OFFICIALLY UNINVITED TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY WE WEREN'T GOING TO THROW.

[beyoncepadthai]

I'LL THROW TEN CHRISTMAS PARTIES AND YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO A SINGLE ONE.

[beyoncepadthai]

Kate can still come.