MEME: FMK

[kaitmaree]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Comments

[beyoncepadthai]

Mindy Lahiri

[pontmercyfriend]

Danny, Newt, Kate.

[beyoncepadthai]

Marry Danny, Kate and I would be super hot, okay, and sometimes I think I might kill Newt, so.

[sciencesaggressively]

Bradley Cooper
Michael Fassbender
Danny

[beyoncepadthai]

You're super rude.

Marry Danny, obviously, fuck Fassy and kill Bradley Cooper with kisses.

[sciencesaggressively]

Hmm, I would've gone a different way.

[beyoncepadthai]

What?

[sciencesaggressively]

What????

I would marry Bradley Cooper, all the way.

[beyoncepadthai]

...who would you kill, tho?

[sciencesaggressively]

I think you know, in your heart, who I would kill.

Because I'd fuck Fassy, too. Did you see him hang dong in that one movie? Come on.

[beyoncepadthai]

Okay, I watched Shame fourteen times when it came out on DVD.

I can't believe you would kill my boyfriend!

[sciencesaggressively]

Can you really not believe it, though? CONSIDER THE OTHER CHOICES, MINDY.

[floozyfacade]

Michael Fassbender, Tom Hanks circa You've Got Mail, Channing Tatum

[beyoncepadthai]

Marry Tom, obviously, fuck Fassy (I have to know, right? I have to know), and ugh, kill myself.

[floozyfacade]

At least if you fuck Fassy first, you go out having lived your dream.

[heretofight]

Draco Malfoy
Tom Hardy
Captain America

[beyoncepadthai]

What kind of facial hair is Hardy rocking?

[myfavoritedream]

Let's say a neatly trimmed beard.

[beyoncepadthai]

Yeah, that actually doesn't help at all.

Um. Fuck Tom, marry Captain America and probably kiss Draco on the cheek because I don't think he'd be willing for much more.

[human_girl]

Freddie Prinze Jr., Leonardo DiCaprio, Ryan Phillippe

[beyoncepadthai]

Marry Leo, fuck Ryan and kill Freddie.

[human_girl]

I love FPJ, but I'd also rather kill him than make him cheat on Sarah Michelle. Poor Reese, though.

[beyoncepadthai]

All's fair in FMK, babe.

Except when people choose to kill me or my BF. That's super uncool.

[beyondtheblonde]

Cute bakery guy, the waiter from brunch last week with the mimosas, hot bar guy.

[beyoncepadthai]

I have always wanted to marry a baker, babe, and I'm with you on the one night stand thing with bartenders... which I guess means brunch guy dies by default.