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[meme] I'd Hit It

As requested!

Login to your pup's journal and list everyone in Darrow they're physically attracted to. The list can be as long or as short as you like, but try and give some kind of explanation for each. They don't have to know the person, or have even met them, but you should limit your list to people currently in Darrow. If you want, you can include pictures, but you're certainly not required.

Also, please keep all pictures Safe For Work!

HAVE FUN.

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Sean Cassidy, first, foremost, and always. -_-

If she still didn't have her memories/Sean vanished/never remembered her:

- Nick Miller could probably get it actually
- Owen Harper, duh
- actually Max Carrigan probably too
- the people in this city are so attractive
- Jim Kirk could get it
- Lee Adama could totally get it
- so could Chase
- Robin Goodfellow
- Dean Winchester
- she doesn't need an emotional connection, she just needs sex, except this is all hypothetical

S E A N

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You choose well, Meredith.

This is really just the greatest hits, because in reality, if you're male and attractive, Brian Kinney would fuck you. No explanations, no names required.

(both of them together)

(keep the uniforms)

(whichever)

(threesome)

Okay, his mun's getting tired of looking. You get the idea.

Blaine would like to react like:

But really it's more like:

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- Spike: She loves him and also HAVE YOU SEEN HIM and she'd trust him with anything, which counts for a lot with her. Also watching him fight is ridiculously hot.

- Mike Pinocchio: Again with the trust and they have a lot of sexual tension that was never quite resolved.

- Jesse Pinkman: He's sweet to her, he's sweet to Clementine and he has really pretty eyes.

- Spock: Yeah, she knows he's not available (actually, he could bring Kirk along, she'd be into that), but there's something really appealing about him she can't quite put her finger on.

- Buffy Summers: If she was ever into girls, it'd be Buffy. She realizes how screwed up that is.

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No one else is even a blip on Kurt's radar. He's the most boring and consistent pup to throw in this meme but at least we can all go awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

The one and only:

Serial monogamist mentality combined with a need for a romantic connection before the sexual and bam, you get one raspberry-gelled prep school boy on the hit it (and hit it often) list.

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While physical attraction tends to be very much an afterthought for Rukia, she does tend to start noticing people who are incredibly earnest, transparent, and passionate. The one most on her mind isn't in game any longer, but a couple of people who have made an impression and are currently in the city include:

Bonus gif because Lys why didn't you show me this hilarity:

Alana isn't really looking to hit anything right now, okay. But. If she were.

ahahahahahaha get away from me don't talk to me

ahahahahahahahahaha

shhhh noooo

wow the text is dumb but he has such swagger

Yes best ever those two. God I want them to work.

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In order of recency of posted threads, and bear in mind I'm going off of the physical here okay many of these ladies he wouldn't actually go after but yanno:

(shit son that's a lotta blondes)

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:D

Rebekah Mikaelson: Because she's gorgeous and classy but super hot when just relaxing around too.

Kate Gregson: If you've seen Kate, you understand why.

Juno McGuff: Total toner material.

Saffron/Helen: Because Christina Hendricks

Blaine Anderson: Not the way Jesse really swings but if he ever got curious enough to try, Blaine would be at the top of the list.

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......................................................don't look at me

i need to get her meeting more teenage boys where are all of you

but for now:

~~we don't talk about either of these~~

did you say teenage boy hello yes i have a teenage boy

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This list has narrowed a little. It's no longer the NEIL WILL FUCK EVERYONE HE KNOWS list I used to always make for him. Apart from the first two, these are all active dirty, dirty fantasy fodder. Lucky you.

There are no Mike Pinocchio gifs ANYWHERE, so you get this instead. Goes without saying why, obviously.

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I appreciate that the last two gifs are basically the same gif

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the thing is if you accused her of most of the following, faye would punch you in the face

also
:smashes champagne against the ship:

Harley would 7000% go to there

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Cassandra Cain: Hot, ninja, superhero girlfriend that he doesn't have to talk to? Yes please.

Sybil: Complicated because of feelings but she's incredibly gorgeous.

Helen/Saffron: Smoking hot, very nice, total badass.

Lily: The sex was amazing and she's crazy hot and super nice.

Barbara Gordon: A horrible human being, but she's definitely not ugly.

Ilithyia: Hot, haughty, and tons of sexuality beneath an elegant exterior.

He is very much on Sybil's list too

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nuriko loves all people basically

...good god, she's been ruined.

no

Hypothetically, Steve and Reggie could get it if she were single, but under these circumstances, she's not really thinking about it at all. (◡‿◡✿)

ONLY THIS ONE he waited thousands of years to tap that DON'T THINK HE WOULDN'T DO IT AGAIN:

are you an attractive male preferably not in a committed relationship? then you are on Lucy's list.

also

seriously though for the love of god someone get this girl laid it has been almost two years

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EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY this is a slamming list

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Entirely predictable, BUT:

Always. No matter how many times he may or may not fuck it up. There's only the one boy he's interested in hitting it with.

(Though he might occasionally wonder what a night with Brian Kinney might be like. HE'S ONLY HUMAN, OKAY?)

(re: Brian Kinney comment—)

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Always.

:)

all

the

time

And then on the utterly hypothetical front:

Edited 2013-09-12 21:12 (UTC)

James Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaader.

Man, sometimes I really wish I still played Graham Dalton.

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Does this comment even need to exist? No. But you're welcome anyway.

In another time/if she were single/if he weren't a child suddenly???

ugh no help leave

I need to sleep, I'm too lazy for more gifs, so: Steve Rogers is really cute; so is Jason Stackhouse in a dumb, sweet way; and if she knew him from Adam, Derek Hale, because apparently Gwen's thing is broody bastards whose lives are weird.

JUST SAY NO TO PETER PARKER, GWEN! Please, Kaine doesn't want you to die ;_;

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In the admitting it after some cajoling pile:

And in the never ever admitting it even under pain of death pile:

O R L Y

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