[meme] I'd Hit It

[minimumbullshit]

As requested!

Login to your pup's journal and list everyone in Darrow they're physically attracted to. The list can be as long or as short as you like, but try and give some kind of explanation for each. They don't have to know the person, or have even met them, but you should limit your list to people currently in Darrow. If you want, you can include pictures, but you're certainly not required.

Also, please keep all pictures Safe For Work!

HAVE FUN.

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[drownondryland]

Sean Cassidy, first, foremost, and always. -_-

If she still didn't have her memories/Sean vanished/never remembered her:

- Nick Miller could probably get it actually
- Owen Harper, duh
- actually Max Carrigan probably too
- the people in this city are so attractive
- Jim Kirk could get it
- Lee Adama could totally get it
- so could Chase
- Robin Goodfellow
- Dean Winchester
- she doesn't need an emotional connection, she just needs sex, except this is all hypothetical

S E A N

[minimumbullshit]

This is really just the greatest hits, because in reality, if you're male and attractive, Brian Kinney would fuck you. No explanations, no names required.






(both of them together)


(keep the uniforms)
(whichever)






(threesome)

Okay, his mun's getting tired of looking. You get the idea.

[uncannyaim]

- Spike: She loves him and also HAVE YOU SEEN HIM and she'd trust him with anything, which counts for a lot with her. Also watching him fight is ridiculously hot.

- Mike Pinocchio: Again with the trust and they have a lot of sexual tension that was never quite resolved.

- Jesse Pinkman: He's sweet to her, he's sweet to Clementine and he has really pretty eyes.

- Spock: Yeah, she knows he's not available (actually, he could bring Kirk along, she'd be into that), but there's something really appealing about him she can't quite put her finger on.

- Buffy Summers: If she was ever into girls, it'd be Buffy. She realizes how screwed up that is.

[likesboys]

No one else is even a blip on Kurt's radar. He's the most boring and consistent pup to throw in this meme but at least we can all go awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

The one and only:



Serial monogamist mentality combined with a need for a romantic connection before the sexual and bam, you get one raspberry-gelled prep school boy on the hit it (and hit it often) list.

[unburden]

While physical attraction tends to be very much an afterthought for Rukia, she does tend to start noticing people who are incredibly earnest, transparent, and passionate. The one most on her mind isn't in game any longer, but a couple of people who have made an impression and are currently in the city include:






Bonus gif because Lys why didn't you show me this hilarity:

[professionalcuriosity]

Alana isn't really looking to hit anything right now, okay. But. If she were.


ahahahahahaha get away from me don't talk to me

shhhh noooo

[theorized]

In order of recency of posted threads, and bear in mind I'm going off of the physical here okay many of these ladies he wouldn't actually go after but yanno:







(shit son that's a lotta blondes)

[callinghimback]

[a_capella_boy]

Rebekah Mikaelson: Because she's gorgeous and classy but super hot when just relaxing around too.

Kate Gregson: If you've seen Kate, you understand why.

Juno McGuff: Total toner material.

Saffron/Helen: Because Christina Hendricks

Blaine Anderson: Not the way Jesse really swings but if he ever got curious enough to try, Blaine would be at the top of the list.

[thewarbler]

Blaine would like to react like:


But really it's more like:

[unrestraint]

......................................................don't look at me

i need to get her meeting more teenage boys where are all of you

but for now:




we don't talk about either of these

[thewarbler]

[turtleface]

You choose well, Meredith.

[likeaplanet]

This list has narrowed a little. It's no longer the NEIL WILL FUCK EVERYONE HE KNOWS list I used to always make for him. Apart from the first two, these are all active dirty, dirty fantasy fodder. Lucky you.

[thewarbler]

[callinghimback]

did you say teenage boy hello yes i have a teenage boy

[attitude]

the thing is if you accused her of most of the following, faye would punch you in the face







also
:smashes champagne against the ship:

[unrestraint]

UM YES WE SHOULD THREAD

[likesboys]

[thetinydemon]

LOLOL Aw, sweetie.

[callinghimback]

OKAY

[badtotheclone]

Cassandra Cain: Hot, ninja, superhero girlfriend that he doesn't have to talk to? Yes please.

Sybil: Complicated because of feelings but she's incredibly gorgeous.

Helen/Saffron: Smoking hot, very nice, total badass.

Lily: The sex was amazing and she's crazy hot and super nice.

Barbara Gordon: A horrible human being, but she's definitely not ugly.

Ilithyia: Hot, haughty, and tons of sexuality beneath an elegant exterior.

[a_capella_boy]

WORK IT BABY!

[willowed]

nuriko loves all people basically

[neverfor]

...good god, she's been ruined.







no

Hypothetically, Steve and Reggie could get it if she were single, but under these circumstances, she's not really thinking about it at all. (◡‿◡✿)