meme: personals

[storybrooke]

Today's meme was suggested by Stef!

Personals. We're all familiar with them, if only just the romantic variety. What kind of personals ad would your character place? This doesn't have to be just for romance, but also looking for help with things, striking up friendships, etc. Consider it a precursor to the actual in-game use of cityinternet.

(And, for added hilarity, post to other characters' ads with IC responses.)

Comments

[boo_fuckin_yah]

Twenty-eight-year-old deputy looking for a sheriff to tell him what to do. Must be willing to accept puppy dog eyes, the occasional bout of rebellion that won't last long and the tendency to kick things when angry. Must be forgiving of things such as guns held to heads. (It's usually an accident.)

[likeaplanet]

a sheriff to tell him what to do.

So that's what you're into, huh?

[boo_fuckin_yah]

I like takin' orders.

[fatherslove]

Strong silent type seeks platonic companion for long walks, rolling in the grass, charades, and lessons in pronunciation. Must be okay with creative interpretations of clothing. Good swimmer a plus. No psychologists.

[notliketherest]

You had me up until the whole swimming part. Sorry, pal.

[molokovcocktail]

Thirty-eight year old spy former clerk seeking a companion to share long walks on the beach and bottles of vodka. Appreciation of firearms is a bonus.

[notadaddysgirl]

Superhero seeks same. Not looking for romance, just someone to help patrol the city and look for clues about whoever brought us here. Prior experience required.