MEME: FMK

[girlalmighty]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Comments

[silverhammer]

Max Carrigan

[selfmadevamp]

Katherine Pierce

[manof_myword]

All the possibilities...and, yet, for every one I come up with, I could almost predict your response. Makes it a bit pointless of a game, really.




[ooc: sorry--he's in a mood today. He'll give her names to play with in a minute. maybe. >.<]

[selfmadevamp]

Are you calling me predictable? That might be more insulting than Damon's ridiculous insistence on choosing "kill" for me no matter what.

[manof_myword]

Not to most, perhaps. But I know you.

Feel free to prove me wrong:

Stefan. Damon. ....Me.

[selfmadevamp]

[liar liar pants on fire:] Marry you, fuck Damon, kill Stefan. He's really getting a bit boring, 'oh, I have to protect Elena, oh, I killed all these people.' Honestly.

[manof_myword]

[He doesn't much buy it] Well, he does seem to be causing more problems than he solves lately. Quite unpredictable.

[selfmadevamp]

There's fun unpredictable -- me -- and then there's whatever he's doing. No comparison.

[manof_myword]

I cannot disagree with that.

Ought I be picking out rings, then?

[whenyouearnit]

Klaus, Elena, Damon

[selfmadevamp]

Now that's fun.

Kill Klaus, obviously. I couldn't take being married to her, so tie the knot with Damon. And then, well, at least the other option'll be pretty.

[whenyouearnit]

Interesting choices, though I believe my brother is of more use to you than Damon

[adifferentlife]

At work so all at once:
Tosh
Sybil (gah!!!)
Sif
Rory
Rebekah
Juno (more gah!)

Sybil

[badtotheclone]

Kaine, Branson, Lucy

Re: Sybil

[adifferentlife]

Very reluctantly, i would engage in inappropriate relations with Kaine and marry Branson.

I'm sorry Lucy.

Re: Sybil

[badtotheclone]

You could kill me, I'd be okay with it.

Re: Sybil

[adifferentlife]

I would not. How does one kill someone they love care for?

It is a cruel question. I would hate myself for any harm I brought to Lucy too.

Re: Sybil

[badtotheclone]

I'm not going to answer that.

Fortunately no one is going to make you do any of those things. Maybe next time it can be "high five, hug, kiss" or something.

Re: Sybil

[adifferentlife]

You would only say you don't deserve my affection

High five?

[midorime]

Peter Vincent

[badtotheclone]

I'd give you a list of names, but you probably wouldn't know which name goes with which girl.

[midorime]

I'd just fuck them all anyway. It's not as if I'd actually choose to kill any of them and I'm not the marrying kind.

[badtotheclone]

Katherine, Rebekah, Cersei

[stake]

Buffy Summers

[manwithaplan]

Steve Rogers