MEME: FMK

[girlalmighty]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Comments

[manof_myword]

All the possibilities...and, yet, for every one I come up with, I could almost predict your response. Makes it a bit pointless of a game, really.




[ooc: sorry--he's in a mood today. He'll give her names to play with in a minute. maybe. >.<]

[selfmadevamp]

Are you calling me predictable? That might be more insulting than Damon's ridiculous insistence on choosing "kill" for me no matter what.

[manof_myword]

Not to most, perhaps. But I know you.

Feel free to prove me wrong:

Stefan. Damon. ....Me.

[selfmadevamp]

[liar liar pants on fire:] Marry you, fuck Damon, kill Stefan. He's really getting a bit boring, 'oh, I have to protect Elena, oh, I killed all these people.' Honestly.

[manof_myword]

[He doesn't much buy it] Well, he does seem to be causing more problems than he solves lately. Quite unpredictable.

[selfmadevamp]

There's fun unpredictable -- me -- and then there's whatever he's doing. No comparison.

[manof_myword]

I cannot disagree with that.

Ought I be picking out rings, then?

[selfmadevamp]

I'm thinking spring.

2100.

I suppose it'd be sooner if you'd be a dear and remove everyone who wants me dead.

[manof_myword]

What's a century or two?

Is there still a list save Damon? Niklaus seems to have forgotten all about you, lately.

[selfmadevamp]

Seems to. If he saw me again I'm sure I wouldn't last the day.

And there might be... one or two others. Somehow people just keep getting it into their heads that they want me dead.

[manof_myword]

So, best to stay out of his way, maybe. Anyone who kills him kills you, as it turns out.

You do have such a charming way of making friends. I can't imagine why anyone would want to kill you.