[meme] crushes

[thetinydemon]

Log in as your pup and list their Top Darrow Crushes, of all time. People they have a passing attraction to, people they like for their brain, people they're hopelessly in unrequited love with, people they've only passed on the street, or whatever you consider a crush. It can be top five, top ten, whatever you'd like, and you're welcome to post pictures or just a description, but a list of names and nothing else is NO FUN.

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[gaynecologist]

[gaynecologist]

[wishesandsmoke]

Even though they're both long gone, Luke Glanton and Lily still have a major hold on Eden's heart. Luke is the only man she's ever loved, and she was ridiculously infatuated with Lily, and losing both of them was hard on her.

She hasn't really fallen for anyone since, but there are a bunch of people that could get it currently:

Jesse Swanson, because of that mix of sweetness and self-confidence
Chloe Frazer, because have you seen her
Marcus Keane, because there's just something about him?
Sam Flynn, because a) he's gorgeous and b) he's one of her best friends
Bodhi Rook, because, again, gorgeous and there's something really sweet about him
Han Solo, even though she hasn't met him, because he's Han Solo

and probably more byeeee

[a_capella_boy]

Eden could get it. I mean, she's in the midst of getting it but she could continually do so if she wished.

[notinbooks]

The train that crashed her heart:



Cute ghost friend:



Really, really ridiculously good looking friend:



Good friend but also wow you're gorgeous and also she aspires to be as badass:

[sayshazam]

I am just cracking up at the idea of Billy actually doing that to her in game.

[missthis_ass]

The obvious...




Also probably obvious...

[wishesandsmoke]

Eden is super flattered.

[bloodycrescents]

Effy Stonem. Always. Something about her just grounds him and gives him a sense of purpose, of being loved, and she was the first to give him that. She's never asked him to be anything other than himself. He's absolutely crazy about her.

[floozyfacade]

Olive has eyes. She recognizes other men are attractive. She just wouldn't call any of them crushes.

I mean, she also wouldn't call Eduardo a crush, but.

[nocost]

Lincoln mostly has no idea what to do with romance right now because OCTAVIA, but anyway there's this BIG, BIG CRUSH:



And then his confused crushes:





And then the not so much crushes as the... really good friends he also thinks are super pretty.

[thetoastofmayfair]

If it helps any, Sally would have a threesome with any of those people.

[artoflove]

The one, the only true love:




But also, these people are decent looking, he guesses:







Sorry Hernando, he still loves you most.

[love_made_public]

Hernando is still unamused with the sheer variety of hot dudes Lito managed to bang.

[frozenfractals]

Okay, so for Elsa, there's pretty much just Jessica.



But if things had gone differently, Hild could've got it.

[herownway]

[deflectere]

His husband is his only crush. The first and only love of his life. The one who helped him come out of his shell and has infinite patience for all of his issues and insecurities.

[high_warlock]

[makeafairfight]

Jenny is absolutely number one in Cam's heart. Other than that, he doesn't know a whole lot of people? Never mind women? But he is not blind and Victra is hot af. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[bye_felicia]

[andhiswife]

Well I mean okay let's start with the obvious.



Greta has a HUUUUUGE CRUSH on Sam Flynn, because a) look at him, b) he's a good friend who has been there for her many a time, c) he's a great dad despite having so many of the exact same issues her husband had, d) he gives excellent hugs 12/10 would hug again, and e) LOOK AT HIM.




I don't know that Greta would think of it as a crush, per se, but like. It is super flattering to have a frickin unicorn pay attention to you when you know enough about unicorns to know just how much you're not their type. It's not quite the same transgressive thrill as having a Prince hit on you in a forest, but it's... not entirely dissimilar, either. Look, it's complicated.




LISTEN OKAY when she started leaving out offerings for a leprechaun, she didn't know he was seven feet tall and ripped. She's heard too many fairy tales to go offering anything besides baked goods, but. For a working class woman who has had to fight for every scrap of agency she's ever possessed, it is undeniably hot to have a big giant magical badass beholden to you. She would NEVER ADMIT IT but there it is.

[on_mans_road]

[quinientos]

He was drunk, it was confusing, and it was a highly stressful time.



no one else from rose creek deserves to be on that list, nope, not a soul, no one, he hates them all, they're ugly irish bastards, all of them



This is also in no way revealing of anything.



He likes someone willing to help him out and do whatever he says.

[pontmercyfriend]

Marius is super flattered. :D

He also wants to insist he isn't a total pushover but.

He's a total pushover.

[onlythebranch]

Mad Sweeney doesn't have crushes so much as he has... people he doesn't hate/would probably like to fuck/has an unhealthy and weird obsession with/loved once a really long time ago.


(Mostly for the punching BEFORE any possible sex. Although he's definitely never seen him smile like that, lmao)


(Another one he'd like to punch and then fuck.)


(He likes the fighty ones.)


(It's not fucked up...)


(She hasn't even been dead for THAT long.)

[light_of_the_world]

wow rude we thought he totally didn't hate her

[makeithome]

Gwen loves Elvis, end of story. I'm sure she has classmates she finds attractive and Bellamy's pretty hot, but pretty much it's just Elvis. She brings out the light in him and he understands the dark in her, and they balance each other out.

[terriblecoffee]

The obvious:



The silver fox edition:



The older brother I never had edition:



You're super cute, oh my heart:

[simplesam]

You get the Aw Shucks face.

[womanofvalue]

There's exactly two men that Peggy's ever had a proper crush on:

[ssrsousa]

You had to pick that gif. :D

[a_capella_boy]

Listing all the not-currently-in-game crushes for Jesse would be a long and painful list so we'll just cruise on past that. Currently though these people could probably get it:

Eden McCain: The cutest ever, but also a good friend and super fun to be with. Eden could get it with 'it' being anything from sex to a tickle fight.

Victra au Julii: Flawless and maybe his best friend in Darrow. He thought he was over his romantic feelings for her but if she decided she wanted him that would change instantly.

Chloe Frazer: Best ass in the business and Jesse thinks she's kinder than she gives her credit for. And she's a bad girl and that's super intriguing.

Lincoln: Best bro in Darrow. He's like a snuggly grizzly bear who is a real nice kisser and has glorious muscles.

[bye_felicia]

[veturius]

She is way too good for him and she deserves better but he has a big fat gross crush on her and hopes that she continues to see something in him he doesn't see.



He really likes people from The 100, apparently.

[nocost]

I mean, it's a very pretty world. XD

And gdi, I knew I forgot someone on Lincoln's list.

[no_voice]

Jason has a one-track mind, considering there's only one person he's ever really loved and ever will love. Peter is his world, even still after all they've been through together:



But he does think these fellows are very handsome:

[love_made_public]

[artoflove]

BUY THIS MAN A ONESIE.

[iworksolo]

Lady Julia Lindsay MacKenzie Wallace Beaufort-Stuart: The only woman he has ever loved in a romantic, mature sort of way and he has no regrets. Courageous, clever, playful, sexy, stubborn, and with an accent. She makes him a better person without trying to change him.

Dutch: Good friend and super sexy, also bad ass. They have a history and still enjoy flirting with each other and are more like besties but it's impossible not to crush on her at least a little.

Nikita: Also a history there, they both get that they have a past they don't necessarily want to drag out. He admires her strength and creativity though.

Demelza Poldark: There is definitely some mutual "You are attractive" admiration going on there. The fierceness combined with the kindness definitely does something for him.

[femmejosephine]

I have so enjoyed the little dribs and drabs she's told him about herself even though she neither needs nor wants to drag all of the skeletons out of the closet.

(It's like a Halloween superstore worth of skeletons, for one thing)

[sayshazam]

Isabelle Lightwood: Love of his life, queen of his heart. Bad ass, brave, super sexy, funny, smart, magical, snarky, and gone from the game in 3 days.

Alec Lightwood: His good friend but Billy did meet Alec before he met Izzy and he'd be lying if he said he hadn't thought about it.

Tim Drake: Best bed, they made out once. There's a friendship there he'd be afraid to screw up but Billy has eyes and he's noticed.

Valkyrie: Look, Billy has a type and dark hair and eyes, bad ass, super hot, witty, magical, and a hero happen to be it, okay? Plus, Irish accent.

[scion_of_ancients]

In your dreams, Billy.

Unless you actually work up the courage to say something, in which case, who knows what might happen?

[badtotheclone]

Gwen Stacy: Kaine has weird, messed up feelings about all the Gwens but Darrow!Gwen saved his life and has always been kind to him while not being a pushover. How can you not admire that?

Chloe Frazer: Smoking hot, commanding, and kind. He's only just met her but that's about all it takes with someone like Chloe.

[ssrsousa]

In the "Well, duh" category, we have:


In the "never to be mentioned ever for many reasons" category, we have:



and