MEME: FMK

[girlalmighty]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Comments

[floozyfacade]

Erica, Annie, Jessica.

[pointzerothree]

You are horrible, you know that?

Well, I can't sleep with Jess, but I can't kill her, either, so I guess we're getting married. Then sleep with Erica, because it would be less weird than sleeping with Annie.

Now you: Chris, Jessica, Cassie.

[floozyfacade]

Oh, man, um... I... would... I can't kill Jess, she's my other other best friend, so she's the one I would marry. Ssssleeping with Chris would be really weird, 'cause he's kind of like a brother to me, so I guess I would sleep with Cassie and Chris would have to die.

Dustin, Christy, time-traveling Donna Reed.

[pointzerothree]

Kill Christy, marry Dustin. That was disturbingly easy.