MEME: FMK

[girlalmighty]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Comments

[likeaplanet]

Neil McCormick

[floozyfacade]

The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker.

[likeaplanet]

What?

[floozyfacade]

It's a nursery rhyme. Which I don't think, if I remember right, involved any of the above options, although there were three men in a tub, so.

[likeaplanet]

I know it's a nursery rhyme, I'm just confused why you picked those choices to give me.

Fine. Fuck the butcher, marry the baker, kill the candlestick maker.

[floozyfacade]

Because you're special and I love you and I couldn't actually think of any more real people yet.

And that is exactly what I would have said.

[jianhuo]

Mike, Tom, Dean

[likeaplanet]

Forfeit.