Meme: I'd Hit It

[kaitmaree]

Login to your pup's journal and list everyone in Darrow they're physically attracted to. The list can be as long or as short as you like, but try and give some kind of explanation for each. They don't have to know the person, or have even met them, but you should limit your list to people currently in Darrow. If you want, you can include pictures, but you're certainly not required.

Also, please keep all pictures Safe For Work!

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[assassinwithahairpin]

Goodnight



Robicheaux



That's it, that's all there is. Wow is he really into his cowboy husband.

[jeongbro]

Wow


So good


Henry has some really attractive friends.

[incognoscibilis]

[krempuff]

Everyone, just literally everyone. Do you have a corporeal body and are currently breathing in Darrow rn? Krem probably thinks you're attractive

Tall people. Everyone Krem likes physically is taller than him. This would be a problem, except wow they're all? so great?

Special shout out to

[god_of_the_arena]

[and_proud]

Goal for 2017... fall for someone achievable? :D/D:

[behindmothersback]

I wonder if Eleanor and Raven should meet? I don't know if they'd get along, but Raven might actually be good for her.

[afabulouskilljoy]

Jack Vincent - madly in love with him, wearing his ring, and just look at him



Cremisius Aclassi - best friend, 10/10 sense of humor, allows Poison to decorate his apartment. Battle bros. Dat face.



Magnus Bane - he real pretty okay? Poison appreciates his taste in color and glitter



Kaz Brekker - Not Joseph Kavinsky; snazzy dresser



Nathan Drake - Psychopomp Bromance; token straight guy

[mitsubishievo]

A problem in three parts:
Husband problems

Boyfriend problems

Best Friend problems.

[goodnight_robicheaux]

Billy Rocks. The end.

[assassinwithahairpin]

Wow take a look at these marrieds.

[osten_des_rhein]

No...body.

That's a lie.



Agron's life is complicated.

[god_of_the_arena]

[on_mans_road]

Amalthea is entirely unable to comment.

[nothinglocked]

[train_baby]

[tricktofalling]

Inej also needs to get out more because wow there are some very lovely people here, she's sure? But.

Kaz.

[triskehale]

The only one he wants to fight bad guys and have hot full moon sex and cuddle with for all of time.

[thedreamthief]

[formicine]

Blue and Ronan are clearly bros because they find the exact same gifs of these two attractive.

[deflectere]

NO ONE ELSE EVER THE END.

[shok_ebasit_hissra]

Dorian Pavus - Kadan




Jessica Huang - Tama; it's not entirely a physical attraction, but her way of being in the world. She reminds him of Vivienne sometimes.





Also half the redheads in Darrow. He can't help it.

[krempuff]

W o w

[thebloodtraitor]

With a bit of these two as well:



(look just pretend the one eye is black)

[god_of_the_arena]

Really, there's plenty of people in Darrow that have turned his head, but these two are special:

[simplesam]

Sam's list is pretty short, which tells me that the man needs to get out more.

1. Peggy Carter - feisty and looks nice in a Captain America outfit.
2. Katie Marks - Sam's got a thing for blondes. We should just admit that.

[femmejosephine]

1. Chuck Hanson - he's good in bed and he knows when not to ask questions.
2. Napoleon Solo - see above, even if she isn't currently sleeping with him (and does not begrudge that, for the record).
3. Rene Courfeyrac - good in bed and she can speak French with him if she wants to.
4. Lincoln - he's not bad-looking and he's a warrior.
5. Poe Dameron - absolutely too good for her, but that doesn't means she doesn't think he's cute.
6. Tris - Warrior.

[thisfaceismine]

(For the record, he would not call a single one of these a crush. Also, needs more women, wtf.)

[swingatshadows]

[somethingwild]

Newt is still getting to know Darrow and it's people. Also, most of the women he knows are teenagers and idk how that happened but it is hilarious to me. :x



They've only met once, but she is a strong and formidable woman with great courage. Also, reminds him strongly of Tina. I think he could very easily develop a full grown crush.



Newt greatly admires her and her lovely horse. Eowyn has been especially kind to him. Her loveliness reminds him of Queenie and Tina both. He's also slightly enchanted with her. :3



Biffy is the most dapper and handsomest friend he's ever had.

[shieldmaiden_rohan]

What a coincidence - Eowyn finds Newt attractive too. :)

[shieldmaiden_rohan]

Eowyn defines attraction in a very limited way and she still goes back and forth on whether she wants to date anyone in the modern fashion. That said, there are a few on the list:

1. Athos - Athos is someone she would not at all mind being told to marry, were they in their own lands. That's actually a compliment, she swears.
2. Derek - he's kind and doesn't laugh at her for being non-modern.
3. Matthew - he's kind to horses.
4. Newt Scamander - he's kind to animals in general and complimented the Mearas.

And if she considers the possibility of finding women attractive, there is also Hild.

[pontmercyfriend]

This jerk and his handsome face, of course. Marius keeps telling himself he isn't going to develop Feelings this time but, you know. Marius and his history with Feelings.





Raven is clever, intelligent, funny, and gorgeous. Marius finds her really easy to talk with/hang around but he is also slightly intimidated by her. But she is definitely one of his favorite people in Darrow!





They've run into each other a few times and Marius thinks she's lovely.





Tris is badass with such kindness in her! And is so lovely, on top of that. Marius really adores her as a friend but can also appreciate how beautiful she is as well.





Further complicating Marius' feelings for those enforcing the law. He thinks Jake is really very nice and also adorable. The exact opposite of Javert suddenly entrusting him with a gun.

There are probably more that I am forgetting and I do apologize.

[and_proud]

[and_survive]

[formicine]

:D

(It's deeply amusing to me how many of Blue and Ellie's girlcrushes overlap.)

[seveninches]

This hunk, duh. Best superhero boyfriend.

But also if Billy weren't around, there's a tiny bit of a #wifegoal crush: