MEME: FMK

[boywhoflew]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Edit: Feel free to throw in those alternates for extra fun!

Comments

[krempuff]

One big post for all of mine, specify your selection.

Krem
Kavinsky
Henry
Sean
alt!Aclassi
alt!Cheng
alt!Kavinsky

[r_pourlart]

[tooo lazy to change journals]

Krem:
Thomas
Hild
Gannicus

Kavinsky
Proko
Swan
Jiang

Also Kavinsky
Edgar
Poison
Adam

Henry
Gansey
Blue
Freddie

[krempuff]

[I, too, am too lazy]
Krem
This is cruel and unusual punishment
There are two variations on this combination. Marry Thomas, fuck Hild, kill Gannicus. OR. Marry Hild, fuck Gannicus, kill Thomas. None of these are ideal. Preferably there would be no marrying or killing and a lot of fucking.

Kavinsky
Marry Swan, fuck Jiang, kill Proko. ...what, I can dream him back?

Marry Poison, fuck Edgar, kill Adam.
(unless it's alt!Kavinsky, which is instead: Marry Adam, fuck Poison, kill Edgar)

Henry
This is also cruel and unusual punishment and probably against the Geneva Convention
Marry Blue, fuck Freddie, I'm so sorry Gansey but apparently your friends are magic? and? can dream you back?

[r_pourlart]

I feel like Hild should feel good about either of these possibilities. Out of curiosity, why those possibilities?

Pretty much everyone kills Gansey, it's the cheat answer logical conclusion. Kid better hope he doesn't run out of lives.

[krempuff]

There is no possible scenario wherein Hild would be the one being killed, as far as Krem's concerned (so, there are alternative combinations of Hild and/or Gannicus as marry and/or fuck, and Gannicus and/or Thomas as kill and/or fuck). Gannicus was working on borrowed time, which makes the "kill" fate upsetting but ultimately a favor? Thomas, in a way, is as well but while a "kill" fate is just cruel, Krem wouldn't see Thomas as just a fuck.

Basically, those scenarios are the logical conclusion of stipulations, and Krem still hates this game.

[r_pourlart]

Fair! Most of mine do too. Hate this game (ESPECIALLY GRANTAIRE THX MARIUS)

I think I was most curious that Gannicus, while being the probably-more-smooshy relationship between Thomas and himself, never got the marry slot, but then, I also doubt he'd be offended.

[light_of_the_world]