MEME: FMK

[boywhoflew]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Edit: Feel free to throw in those alternates for extra fun!

Comments

[bryanzilla]

Oh, I insist.

[gaynecologist]

Okay, I feel like this might be a trap but...

Marry Hansel because he can sing. He seems like an okay guy and I think he has experience with babies.

Lay with Kevin because I can pretend he's a 20 year old you.

And humanely kill the other one.

[bryanzilla]

You've thought about this before, haven't you?

[gaynecologist]

They said they give extra points for explanations...

[bryanzilla]

You don't have to live with whoever 'they' are, sweetie.

[gaynecologist]

...love you. Only have eyes for you. There should, there should be a fourth option: one to run away with and live happily ever after with. That's you.

[bryanzilla]

You sure I'm not too old?

[gaynecologist]

You're just right.

[bryanzilla]

Uh-huh. Sweet talker.

[gaynecologist]

Aaaand you're smart, you're talented, handsome and funny. And mine.

[bryanzilla]

I am.

[gaynecologist]

And modest.