MEME: FMK

[boywhoflew]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Edit: Feel free to throw in those alternates for extra fun!

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[deflectere]

Alec Lightwood

[high_warlock]

Catarina
Tessa
Ragnor

[deflectere]

There is no iteration of this that isn't uncomfortable.

Marry: Ragnor. We're both grumpy so we could ignore each other and be happy.
Fuck: Catarina but good lord it would be awkward and probably very unfulfilling for her.
Kill: Tessa because she's the only left for this position and I have to choose someone.

[high_warlock]

It's terrifying to realize that yes, Ragnor, Alec, and Raphael would be the trifecta of grump.

Catarina would just pat him on the head like bless your heart.

[deflectere]

And Magnus just loves all their grumpy asses.

[high_warlock]

I really want to jokingly suggest a foursome but Magnus is crying and vomiting at the thought.