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[meme] test drive

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I think you should change. Because of all the blood.

How could you tell! The red was suppose to prevent that. Ugh, that's the last time I let a blind person choose my outfit. In that case can you help me find a laundromat and somewhere I can buy seltzer water and lemon juice?

Oh, I didn't mean there was blood yet.

Ahem, of course not. Wait what? Hold on Mr. Attitude. I swear all you teens want to do is fight and talk about which celebrity you want to bone. First of all, let go of the dream kid, Ashley Johnson is way out of your league. Second, you are the worst welcome wagon I have ever encountered. Hashtag hostile.

Who the hell is Ashley Johnson?

An adorable little blonde- never mind. I think we may have got off on the wrong foot. Hi! I'm Deadpool, and I like to help the troubled teens of America deal with their aggression in productive ways. Now tell me, how do you like to blow off steam?

Yeah, I know who you are.

Drinking by the beach and not giving a shit about anything.

Then you have me at a disadvantage. See, I am only really familiar with that goody to-shoes mutant group.

And I give shits about lots of things. Most of them are green, but that's not the point.

Not a fan. I don't really... get along with that crowd. Name's Kaine.

Kaine, nice to meet you. Again. I guess.

We do have one thing in common. I can't stand those "heroes" either. Always droning on about helping others, saying it is the right thing to do, they're the worst. I say money speaks louder than a polite thank you. That and revenge.

You know anything about revenge, Kaine?

Yeah, I know a bit about revenge. The kind the heroes don't really like people doing.

See, this is what I am talking about; healthy ways to deal with anger. Once I ran a guy down in a Zamboni. All so I could get information for my revenge. I slept like a baby afterward.

You don't have to worry about someone coming back and making things worse for other people if you take care of it right the first time.

Exactly! Do you think you could explain that to the walking tin boy scout the next time you see him? He doesn't listen to me anymore.

Why would I want to talk to someone like that?

No one knows.

Wow, I feel like we're really bonding. Sure we're opposites. You're dark and broody like peanut butter and I'm sweet and sugary like jelly. But we have been sandwiched together by the bread of vengeance. Tasty, tasty vengeance.

Don't. Don't do that. Don't try and pull me into your problem.

I would never! Not without offering proper compensation. Something those heroes wouldn't do.

Out of curiosity, how much do you run? You never know when you need a web-slinger, and lord knows that Peter Parker won't get his hands dirty for nothing. That whole power and responsibility shtick is as tired as America is with super-hero reboots.

I don't do that anymore, I'm out of the business.

Well that's too bad. I guess that means more jobs for me then and one less reason to watch my back.

[Gives you a look. A look that is judging you. So hard.]

At some point you have to take responsibility for the people hurt and killed because you wouldn't do what's necessary.

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