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[meme] test drive

Tag into this post with characters you're thinking of apping to the game (characters who are not currently in-game or currently reserved by someone else). It can be just a tag, a brief EP, whatever you want. You can be new to the game, or simply want to test out a fresh pup. Tag each other with these characters or those already in game, and have fun.

Also, please include the name of their canon somewhere in or on the comment or on their profile page.

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Shawn Spencer, Head Psychic for the Santa Barbara Police Department

Shawn, you're the only psychic for the Santa Barbara Police Department. Stop making it seem like anyone would give you authority over a group of people.

I have authority over you. Always have.

You do not. I am my own man and as such I sometimes choose to follow your advice. That's completely different.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, big guy.

All I need to sleep at night is a warm glass of milk, an allergen free pillow, a white noise machine, and sheets with a thread count over 500.

Yeah, Gus. You're super low maintenance.

I'm a high performance machine, Shawn. You can't just expect me to fall asleep at my desk after eating too much junk food.

Psychic, huh?

That's what they tell me.

Okay, well, that's what I told them. But yes, I am.

Are you really though? [Her eyebrow slowly raises.] Really?

[gives her a charming grin]

Why would I lie?

Attention, fame, money. Possible narcissistic tenancies.

[She grabs his hand.]

To save yourself a lot of trouble with the cops.

Whoa, hey.

[snatches his hand away and laughs nervously]

You don't know what you're talking about.

Yeah I do. You're about as psychic as a lampshade.

Hey, I have a gift and I've been using that gift to help people for years. I've put away terrible people, and I've saved lives.

No one can tell me that my gift isn't real, alright?

Your gift is real but it's got nothing to do with being psychic. Why don't you just be an actual cop? Benefits've gotta be better.

So much spacier than Bottom Psychic. Hello.

And what, might I ask, is a Bottom Psychic? Not sure I like the sound of that.

Shouldn't a Head Psychic know that?

Hey! Rude. Just because I'm a psychic doesn't mean that I know everything in world.

No one can know everything in the world. Everyone, they can. But that is only when you're no-one, and who wants that.

Are there Limb Psyschics?

Has anyone ever told you that talking to you makes them feel like they've just dropped acid?

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