Meme: Top Darrow Crushes

[alltheircrimesarejust]

Log in as your pup and list their Top Darrow Crushes, of all time. People they have a passing attraction to, people they like for their brain, people they're hopelessly in unrequited love with, people they've only passed on the street, or whatever you consider a crush. It can be top five, top ten, whatever you'd like, and you're welcome to post pictures or just a description, but a list of names and nothing else is NO FUN.

Comments

[mitsubishievo]

okay but also



and, very begrudgingly



and he refuses to admit to anyone else.

[afabulouskilljoy]

*finger guns*

[humanresource]

[pylades_drunk]

[modern_alpha]

[shareofnight]

:D

[jeongbro]

um


well


that is


I guESS

[iwasmore]

screw u for being adorable henry cheng

[best_thief]

k also...



HOT DADS:



HOT MOM:



NOTP:



and there are some she simply needs more threads with >.> or any at all (Inej)

[sicparvasmagna]

LILA NO

[plaguedrat]

The Bae


Also starring
How Dare You Leave Me I Hate You But Not Really
Pretend That's Shion Okay Just Squint
You're Really Attractive And It Offends Me
You're Really Attractive And It Offends Me, Part Deux
Your Mouth Looks Good In Lipstick Let Me Kiss It Off
and
Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me

[best_thief]

[human_girl]

He's funny and brave and handsome as hell.







If I have the time, I might make another post later with a longer list of people.

[who_lived]

<3333

[iwasmore]

non-canonmates...

it's a lot because it's noah and he has no chill and he luvs u all so much



magical creature crush:



fam I keep getting high with crush? alternately- thanks for not exorcising me crush:



daddy:



this was a pretty big crush??:

[paper_courage]

Same ♥

[tobereckoned]

But mostly food.

[best_thief]

okay but I ship Rey and Raven so hard and I've never read one interaction between them but I don't even need to

[takingthelight]

that's it that's the whole list that's everyone because Jamie has a vested interest in not getting murdered

[herownway]

Sorry, Jamie, but I'm very gay and very taken, and honestly, you're NARF just kidding.

[sciencesaggressively]

Newt's wife won an Oscar, so.........

[willnothide]

find an elf who can do both

[herhumbleservant]

otp



plus bonus demelza

[letitbetrue]

I suppose I should be relieved to discover I come in before Dwight, even if I am after a horse.

[scruffy_looking]

'nuff said imo

[thetoastofmayfair]

Crushes are for people who do love, and I've taken a holiday from that, thank you, so this is just a list of various very attractive people I'd sleep with under different circumstances.

[selfmadevamp]

You really do have great taste.

[beyoncepadthai]

Current crushes:



And the loves of her life:

[seveninches]

main squeeze


but 10/10 would bang

[sayshazam]

So, uh, so is it implied that the first picture is also 10/10 would bang?

[farseek]

NAMELY:





but also quiet crushes/thinks they're pretty

[red17]

YOUR GIF CHOICES GIVE ME LIFE.

[afabulouskilljoy]

Hit like a brick out of nowhere. As unexpected as a zen heart attack.




Bro-mance that he'd do more about if he weren't committed



Platonic Rugged Psychopomp




Adorable artist too good for this world

[sicparvasmagna]

Bromance 4 lyfe



breaking the rules because OTP to end all OTPS. BRING HER TO ME TRACEY

[god_of_the_arena]

10/10 oops feelings



Want to get to know you better. Naked. Naked and maybe with feelings.




Let's make poor choices together




Hot for teacher. Mostly just likes trying to make him blush.

[shieldmaiden_rohan]

Eowyn is somewhat startled to be on this list, but thinks it might be a compliment. :)

[sayshazam]

Yeeeaaaaahhhhh, does she really need an explanation?



But also:

[high_warlock]

that's it, no more afterschool magic classes

[reluctant_jedi]

There can be only one....even if she does feel a little like a dirty old lady.

[thelastjedi]

He's beginning to think there's only one option for him too

[rancho_weirdo]

[best_thief]

bless

[pitchslapped]

Kavinsky and Poison only get mentions because they both have cute butts. Something has to get her through a day in the office, okay?

[a_capella_boy]