[meme] Test Drive

[citycouncil]

Tag into this post with characters you're thinking of apping to the game (characters who are not currently in-game or currently reserved by someone else). It can be just a tag, a brief EP, a blurb about the character, a line of dialogue, or whatever you want. You can be new to the game, or simply want to test out a fresh pup. Tag each other with these characters or those already in game, and have fun.

Also, please include the name of their canon somewhere in or on the comment or on their profile page.

Comments

[gaynecologist]

No! No, I'm not a King or a candy or anything. We want to adopt you. It, it means take you home and take care of you and give you two loving parents and a family.

[pix1exia]

Why?

[gaynecologist]

Why? Because, uh, well, because we believe children deserve to grow up with a family around them and we can provide that. And you're on your own. And seem nice.

[pix1exia]

You seem nice, too.

It's suspicious.

[gaynecologist]

It's sudden, I realize that. I'm David, by the way. Did I already say that?

[pix1exia]

You did. I've been on my own since we got plugged in and no one has been nice to me without there being a catch, so what is it?

[gaynecologist]

I don't know... I guess maybe I'm being selfish? We know we really want three kids and we have a son already. Sawyer, he's nearly one. He's amazing. We're gonna get an egg donor and surrogate for another baby but we feel like we can do more. Offer a good home to someone who needs one. I suppose you could accuse me of being impatient and impulsive and overexcited. But it felt right. Sorry.

[pix1exia]

Why do you need someone to donate eggs before you get a baby? Is that what they eat? If you can't afford to buy the eggs yourself you proooobably shouldn't get the thing that eats them. Just a thought.

[gaynecologist]

Uh, no, no, the baby doesn't eat them. Babies are made with a bit from a woman and a bit from a man. My husband and I are both men so we need a woman to donate a bit of herself - her egg - so that we can make a baby of our own.

[pix1exia]

Oh.





I don't have any eggs.

[gaynecologist]

Oh my God, you're adorable.

[pix1exia]

Yeah, I get that a lot.

Okay, twice. I've gotten that twice.

Hey, hey! Okay. So, what does the man donate? Like milk, butter, flour? Making a baby sounds a lot like making a kart.

[gaynecologist]

...yeah, something like milk.



Anyway, sorry if I came on a bit strong earlier. I really should have spoken to Bryan first.

[pix1exia]

Cool!

It's okay. Sorry I thought you were one of King Candy's lame henchmen.

[gaynecologist]

Is King Candy a guy you know....?

[pix1exia]

Yeah, he's the ruler or Sugar Rush, the game I came from.

[gaynecologist]

Sorry, game?

[pix1exia]

Uh-huh. Sugar Rush Speedway. It's a racing game.

[gaynecologist]

And that's where you're from... This racing game is your whole world?

[pix1exia]

Well, yeah... It's nothing like this place. It smells way better.

[gaynecologist]

You're being much braver than I would be.

[pix1exia]

Nah, I'm just breathing through my mouth.

[gaynecologist]

No, I meant... Thanks for the tip, Vanellope. I'll do the same.

[pix1exia]