[meme] Test Drive

[citycouncil]

Tag into this post with characters you're thinking of apping to the game (characters who are not currently in-game or currently reserved by someone else). It can be just a tag, a brief EP, a blurb about the character, a line of dialogue, or whatever you want. You can be new to the game, or simply want to test out a fresh pup. Tag each other with these characters or those already in game, and have fun.

Also, please include the name of their canon somewhere in or on the comment or on their profile page.

Comments

Re: National Treasure

[gaynecologist]

What are you!

Re: National Treasure

[1stinkinpercent]

What kind of question is that? Obviously I'm a human being with human feelings that would be hurt if I hadn't been prepared for you!

Re: National Treasure

[gaynecologist]

Change your face!

[bryanzilla]

Babe, you know he can not change his face. Calm down.

[gaynecologist]

He's freaking me out, Bryan. I can't, what if he, this is so unnatural. Why is he younger than me?

[bryanzilla]

I don't know. Why's Kevin younger than me? His youth is lost on him, honestly... How come he and Hedwig don't freak you out like this?

[gaynecologist]

Maybe they do inside! Am I overreacting? Is this normal? Feel my heart. It's gonna beat right out of my chest.

[bryanzilla]

Nothing about this place is normal, but you should be used to this part of it. At least a little. You used to work with Kevin and then come home to me just fine.

[gaynecologist]

That's different. I like seeing your face even if it's not on you. It's a lovely face. I'm over the weirdness.

[bryanzilla]

And I like your face. Don't be a jerk to it.

[gaynecologist]

Fine.

Re: National Treasure

[1stinkinpercent]

How would you like me to do that? Maybe if Ben hadn't given me one percent of the fortune I could afford expensive and potentially debilitating plastic surgery but I can't!

Or I could but I like my face. Why don't you change your face instead?

Re: National Treasure

[gaynecologist]

Um, I've clearly had mine longer - thanks for reminding me - so I have dibs.

Re: National Treasure

[1stinkinpercent]

So, just because you're old, you get to keep the face. How do you suggest I get rid of this face? In case you couldn't tell, it's not exactly removable. I can't put this face in the closet and just pull out my other one.

Re: National Treasure

[gaynecologist]

Ignore everything I said. You can keep the face. FYI Bryan is my husband and would never fall for a twin trick. He'd know right away if it wasn't me.

Re: National Treasure

[1stinkinpercent]

Do you think I'd use my face to try and steal your husband away? I don't even know your husband. He'd have to take me to dinner first before I --

No, that's not right! I don't care about your husband. We're not twins. We're just...impossibly identical/

Re: National Treasure

[gaynecologist]

I don't know you so I think everything.

I'm not normally a douchebag but this isn't exactly a normal situation. So I'm just politely pointing out that Bryan has a ring on his finger, so if you and I share more than just a face and you're attracted to him too, stop. Because he's taken.

Re: National Treasure

[1stinkinpercent]

I'm not attracted to anyone!

Okay that's not true, I am but it's not your husband. He seems very nice but I don't even know him and I wouldn't try and steal him anyway. I've stolen enough things that would get me in trouble already.

Re: National Treasure

[gaynecologist]

This wouldn't get you into trouble. This would get you--you would PRAY for trouble when faced with what I'd do. I would, I can't even tell you what I'd do, it's so bad. It's-- you would be really scared.

[bryanzilla]

Oh my God, it's like watching puppies wrestle.

Carry on.

[gaynecologist]

That's him told.

Re: National Treasure

[1stinkinpercent]

I'm not gonna be scared of my own face threatening me with vague insults and aggressive promises. I know how tough I am so I bet you aren't any tougher.

I still don't want your husband. I hope you two are very happy together and have hostilely aggressive children together!

Re: National Treasure

[gaynecologist]

We are and we will!