MEME: FMK

[kaitmaree]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Comments

[gaynecologist]

I'm not sure I thought this through...

[bryanzilla]

And your mother suffers because of it.

Sleep with Ian, marry my mother and kill yours. Ugh. What kind of Shakespearean nightmare scenario.

[gaynecologist]

Momma.

[bryanzilla]

Well I can't kill mine and I can't sleep with either of them, so. Tough break, Frances.

[gaynecologist]

Okay, try this one. Ian, Monty and me.

[bryanzilla]

Sleep with Ian, marry you, kill Monty.

[gaynecologist]

Ian is doing suspiciously well in these scenarios.

[bryanzilla]

I figure you're more likely to forgive me if I have sex with Gandalf one time rather than having sex with my ex one more time.

[gaynecologist]

One time, really? Dream sex counts, Bry.

[bryanzilla]

If that's the case we might need marriage counseling because dream me gets around.

[gaynecologist]

Is that right? Well, I'll have you know dream me gets around too. Just last night I was trekking up Mount Everest.

[bryanzilla]

Okay. So maybe we're beyond the help of counseling if you're cheating on me with a whole mountain.

[gaynecologist]

The mountain never saw me naked.

[bryanzilla]

Mountain's loss.

[gaynecologist]

Bry!

[bryanzilla]

What? I bet Ian McKellan wouldn't yell at me like that.