MEME: FMK

[kaitmaree]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Comments

[willnothide]

You already know you wouldn't kill me, that should narrow things down a bit :D

[sonofdurin]

WOULDN'T I, THOUGH

Given the options, I'd obviously have to choose to marry you. It's the other two I'm having trouble with.

[willnothide]

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY.

Hmm, I suppose my encouraging you one way or another suddenly does present a problem.

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, BROTHER.

[sonofdurin]

That would be why I'm not answering this. Either way, I lose.