MEME: FMK

[kaitmaree]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

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[brightest_lights]

Caroline Forbes

[pontmercyfriend]

Neal, Stefan, Damon.

[brightest_lights]

Oh, that's easy.

Kill Damon. Drop him off a bridge, blow him up, I don't care. But-

Then it gets hard. =/

I guess... Fuck Stefan, and marry Neal, because if I married Stefan he'd totally end up going back to Elena. Eugh.

[pontmercyfriend]

Damon was that bad, huh?

[brightest_lights]

Yeah, he sort of magical brainwashed me into being his walking buffet girlfriend.

He can just drop off a cliff and never be seen again, if you ask me.

[pontmercyfriend]

Indeed! How terrible. I'm so sorry you had to endure that.

[brightest_lights]

Oh, it's cool! Totally over it, and I'm like, totally not going to ever have that happen again. No worries, but... thanks for the concern. :)