MEME: FMK

[kaitmaree]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Comments

[light_of_the_world]

Tauriel
Fili
Thorin

[willnothide]

Just strategically speaking, I suppose I'd marry my brother, go to bed with Tauriel, and kill my uncle, who's already dead anyway so it seems it all works out in the end.

[shieldmaiden_rohan]

BRB, dying of laughter. Poor Thorin.