MEME: FMK

[kaitmaree]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Comments

[shieldmaiden_rohan]

Eowyn (oh, this will be awkward)

[light_of_the_world]

Fili
Kili
Tauriel

[shieldmaiden_rohan]

I do not know how I could make such a choice! Surely all will be offended no matter what I choose.

Fuck: Kili
Marry: Fili
And thus I must kill Captain Tauriel, though it is more likely that she would kill me, were we to fight.

[willnothide]

I am not so wholly offended :D

[shieldmaiden_rohan]

Well, that is some consolation. I am glad not to have offended you.

[sonofdurin]

I am not at all offended, though I suspect Tauriel might be.

[shieldmaiden_rohan]

I am certain that she would kill me rather than me killing her, which might lessen her offense.

[strongerthanevil]

I am offended in several ways.

[shieldmaiden_rohan]

I was certain that you would be. Fortunately, it is merely an odd game and none must hold to their choices.

[strongerthanevil]

Kili is a far superior prospect for marriage.

[shieldmaiden_rohan]

I do not think it would help if I explained my reasoning for my choice, for you could not possibly agree with it.

[strongerthanevil]

Surely you cannot find Fili more attractive?

[shieldmaiden_rohan]

I do not know that I have ever considered it before this game, to be quite fair to them both.

But Kili I think would bring more joy to such activities, for such is his personality, and so I chose him for them.

[strongerthanevil]

While you may do what you wish in your marriage I intend to do a considerable amount of that activity in mine.

[shieldmaiden_rohan]

*diplomatically* And I am sure that you will.

[light_of_the_world]

Hild
Krem
Athos

[shieldmaiden_rohan]

This is even worse of a choice.

Fuck: Krem, though I do not think he would be interested in such things.
Marry: Hild, for I think we would be quite happy with each other.
Kill: Athos, though once again I do think he would kill me instead.

[krempuff]

[shieldmaiden_rohan]

I am sorry to have offended you, my friend. But it was either kill you or sleep with you, and I chose the option that left you alive.

[krempuff]

I am hardly offended. All in the spirit of the game, of course.

[shieldmaiden_rohan]

Indeed. I seem to have overestimated how my choices would offend all, which I am glad to know.