MEME: FMK

[kaitmaree]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Comments

[light_of_the_world]

Hild.

[pontmercyfriend]

Krem, Noah, Eowyn.

[light_of_the_world]

Noah is already dead so I would kill him.

I would fuck Krem, because it's fun.

I would marry Eowyn and I believe we would be very happy together.

[shieldmaiden_rohan]

Indeed we would be.

[notaretriever]

Derek, Alec, Thomas.

[light_of_the_world]

Grrrr...

Marry Derek, because that would be more than okay, yes.
Fuck Thomas, because she wouldn't be able to marry him.

Kill Alec by drowning him or something that wouldn't NECESSARILY look like her fault so Luke would still love her.

[roughandugly]

Scudder, Bianca, Luke

[light_of_the_world]

This is not fair. Sigh.

Marry Bianca, fuck Scudder (multiple times), kill Luke because I can't marry him or fuck him and all my other father figures died or left me so what's one more