MEME: FMK

[girlalmighty]

Given that tomorrow begins a new month and, along with it, the arrival of NPCs, it seemed prudent to do our next meme today rather than tomorrow. The meme, however, has zip to do with prudence.

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Comments

[vocalfuel]

Katniss Everdeen

[uncannyaim]

Andrea

[losttheright]

Molly Stearns

[righttoplay]

Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Ted Pullman.

[losttheright]

Ugh, fine. I really hate you, you know that?

Well... Pullman's definitely better than the others, by far, but I'm not fucking Romney or Santorum, so I guess I'll sleep with him. And of the two, Romney makes me slightly less queasy than Santorum, but he's also the one more likely to get anywhere, so I'll kill him, and I guess marry Santorum. For like five seconds, before we get an annulment. I don't think he'd want to stay with me either anyway, pretty sure I'm not his type.

[boo_fuckin_yah]

Russell Clank

[fiveminutewindow]

Driver Paul West

[dreambigger]

Eames

[tryingtobuyit]

Jacob Palmer

[doublenegative]

Me
Lauren Bacall, with the use of time travel
Emily Blunt

[tryingtobuyit]

Well, marry you, obviously. I'm not crazy. And I guess fuck Lauren Bacall, since there's time travel involved. Sorry, Emily.

[doublenegative]

Smart answer.

[tryingtobuyit]

Like I would have had any other.

[pointzerothree]

Eduardo Saverin

[righttoplay]

Stephen Meyers

[losttheright]

Republicans edition!

Newt Gingrich, Sarah Palin, George W. Bush. :D

[righttoplay]

Can I marry a big bottle of Scotch before I go near any of them with a ten foot pole?

I'd also like a ten foot pole to go at them with.

[losttheright]

Yes. Absolutely, totally acceptable response, I approve.

I'm not answering yours unless you answer mine, though.

[righttoplay]

Oh, I'm answering, I just wanted to make sure I was allowed to be drunk and armed first. You know, a little more on their level. Uh... well, shit, fuck Palin, I guess, 'cause I don't think I could even try with the other two. I'd prefer Tina Fey playing her, but desperate times. Kill Gingrich, 'cause he's a dick, but Bush has already served his two terms, so it's not like letting him live is a problem politically. Plus marrying him'd be funny. For, like, a day.

[losttheright]

If nothing else, you'd get a lot of really fantastically unintelligent quotes to pass on.

Pullman, Joe Biden, Michele Bachmann.

[toanend]

Katie Marks

[doublenegative]

Hannah Weaver

[wishesandsmoke]

Eden McCain

[floozyfacade]

Olive Penderghast

[likeaplanet]

Neil McCormick

[bloodyanimal]

Spike

[uncannyaim]

Andrea
Angel
Mike

:D

[bloodyanimal]

Kill Mike, shag the Great Poof and marry Andrea.

Sorry, mate. Angelus and me've got too much history to off the bastard.

[forthedog]

Well, wait. Define "kill".

[beautyof_form]

Hanna Heller

[forthedog]

Mike Pinocchio

[fatherslove]

Subject Delta

[likesboys]

Kurt Hummel

[unburden]

Kuchiki Rukia

[onewhoisall]

Cassandra Cain

I am tired and lazy

[spies]

Sydney Bristow
Steve Rogers
Buffy Summers