JACK THE MOTHERFUCKING ENFORCER WHALEN GANGSTER SQUAD
Look at this fucking badass, goddamn. Jack Whalen owns a gun, but he keeps it in his kitchen drawer with ALL HIS OTHER USELESS SHIT, BECAUSE JACK WHALEN JUST USES HIS FISTS. He fixes the damn races and he's the right hand man of one of L.A.'s big mob bosses, but when the shit hits the fan, does Jack go under? NOPE. HE KEEPS ON GOING LIKE THE GODDAMN ENERGIZER BUNNY. JACK STANDS NEXT TO RYAN GOSLING AND MAKES HIM LOOK SMALL AND DOPEY. Like, damn, Jerry, you don't get laid pre-Grace because YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH THE EPITOME OF OLD HOLLYWOOD HOTNESS. LOOK AT HIM, GOOD LORD, I SAID I FEEL LIKE I'M DYING.
Okay, okay, so he works for the mob, so he's a bad guy, right? FUCK NO. So then he's a goo— FUCK YOUR LAME-ASS BICAMERAL CHARACTERIZATION, HE'S JACK WHALEN, HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS, AND MOTHERFUCKER IS COMPLEX LIKE A FINE WINE, FUCK YES. BEST BUDDIES WITH A COP? YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS. Inadvertent savior of OTHER COPS? Like, damn, bro, they have A WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST, but Jack Whalen don't give a fuck. DEFENDER OF HIS ENEMY'S MISTRESS? DAMN RIGHT. He's the best damn usurer — THAT MEANS LOANSHARK, YOU DUMBASS — Los Angeles has ever seen and if you don't think so HE CAN PUNCH YOUR FACE ALL THE WAY TO NEPTUNE.
give him to me it'd be great for Grace and Jerry for characterization Because Of Reasons and if you know Jack you know there needs to be more Jack always more Jack, there is never enough JACK
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JACK THE MOTHERFUCKING ENFORCER WHALEN
GANGSTER SQUAD
Look at this fucking badass, goddamn. Jack Whalen owns a gun, but he keeps it in his kitchen drawer with ALL HIS OTHER USELESS SHIT, BECAUSE JACK WHALEN JUST USES HIS FISTS. He fixes the damn races and he's the right hand man of one of L.A.'s big mob bosses, but when the shit hits the fan, does Jack go under? NOPE. HE KEEPS ON GOING LIKE THE GODDAMN ENERGIZER BUNNY. JACK STANDS NEXT TO RYAN GOSLING AND MAKES HIM LOOK SMALL AND DOPEY. Like, damn, Jerry, you don't get laid pre-Grace because YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH THE EPITOME OF OLD HOLLYWOOD HOTNESS. LOOK AT HIM, GOOD LORD, I SAID I FEEL LIKE I'M DYING.
Okay, okay, so he works for the mob, so he's a bad guy, right? FUCK NO. So then he's a goo— FUCK YOUR LAME-ASS BICAMERAL CHARACTERIZATION, HE'S JACK WHALEN, HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS, AND MOTHERFUCKER IS COMPLEX LIKE A FINE WINE, FUCK YES. BEST BUDDIES WITH A COP? YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS. Inadvertent savior of OTHER COPS? Like, damn, bro, they have A WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST, but Jack Whalen don't give a fuck. DEFENDER OF HIS ENEMY'S MISTRESS? DAMN RIGHT. He's the best damn usurer — THAT MEANS LOANSHARK, YOU DUMBASS — Los Angeles has ever seen and if you don't think so HE CAN PUNCH YOUR FACE ALL THE WAY TO NEPTUNE.
give him to me it'd be great for Grace and Jerry for characterization Because Of Reasons and if you know Jack you know there needs to be more Jack always more Jack, there is never enough JACK
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