MEME: FMK

[girlalmighty]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Comments

[the_bad_brother]

Katherine, Caroline, Bonnie.

[manof_myword]

You have got to be kidding me...those are my choices? Fine, since I agreed to play--

Fuck - Caroline, if I must. I certainly don't want to be tied to her for eternity, but I've no reason to wish her harm.
Marry - Katerina. I know, I am an idiot.
Kill - Bonnie - she has tried to kill me twice, after all, and is too weak to be able to resist my mother's future machinations.

Admittedly, after marrying Katerina, I'd likely kill her within a decade.

[the_bad_brother]

Well I'm certainly not going to give you Elena as one of your choices. The competition for her is fierce enough as it is, thanks.

And yes. You are definitely an idiot.

[manof_myword]

You recognize that a meme response doesn't make anything true, yes?

Because marrying Caroline or Bonnie would be so very smart?

[the_bad_brother]

Still. There are some mental images I don't need. You doing any of the above to Elena qualifies.

Oh, I don't know. Blondie isn't so bad most of the time. And while the witchy-poo is AH-noyying, I don't think I'd waste a "kill" on her with Katherine on the list. But that's just me.

[manof_myword]

And yet--they're already there, aren't they? The mental images.

Nothing against Caroline. She's just not my type. And the whole bit of trying to kill me does tend to weigh against the witch's survival. I can handle Katerina.

[the_bad_brother]

They are now, you son of a bitch.

...You do realize that all of us have tried to kill you at one point or another, right? And I wasn't questioning whether you can handle her, just why you would want to.

[manof_myword]

Good.

Yes, well, killing all of you wasn't really an option presented, was it? Ask what I'd really like to do with the three you presented...or fill in the blank of who I'd like to do those particular things to...the answers would be very different, but.

Constraints of the meme

[selfmadevamp]

Now now, don't get mad at him for having taste.

The only thing he's wrong about is killing me within a decade.

[the_bad_brother]

Oh, he clearly has taste. Horrible taste.

Rest assured, Katherine. If you were on any of my lists it would ensure the safety of anyone you were matched up with. I'll put you in the kill column every time.

[selfmadevamp]

Really, now. Let's see... me, Klaus, and, I don't know... Hitler.

[the_bad_brother]

Marry Hitler, fuck Klaus, kill you.

[selfmadevamp]

Oh, Damon. You'd rather marry Hitler? You're such a drama queen.

Oh well, your loss.

[manof_myword]

Don't read too much into it, Katerina.

[selfmadevamp]

You mean your response to this little game doesn't mean you're looking for rings?

Don't worry. I'm just pleased you can make the only reasonable choice, unlike some people.

[manof_myword]

Not this week, I'm afraid.

I think I've always excelled at being reasonable. Unlike some people.