MEME: FMK

[girlalmighty]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Comments

[theunderdog]

Well, I... don't think I could handle Madonna long term, so I'll sleep with her, and marry Debbie Gibson. Sorry, Cyndi. I always thought the other two were better singers, anyway.

[pointzerothree]

...Ariel while she's a mermaid, or Ariel after?

No, you know, it doesn't matter, that would be too weird. Sleep with Andie, marry Mary.

[selfmadevamp]

Are you calling me predictable? That might be more insulting than Damon's ridiculous insistence on choosing "kill" for me no matter what.

[notverywise]

Sleep with Jimmy Stewart, marry Cary Grant.

[manof_myword]

Not to most, perhaps. But I know you.

Feel free to prove me wrong:

Stefan. Damon. ....Me.

[selfmadevamp]

[liar liar pants on fire:] Marry you, fuck Damon, kill Stefan. He's really getting a bit boring, 'oh, I have to protect Elena, oh, I killed all these people.' Honestly.

[manof_myword]

[He doesn't much buy it] Well, he does seem to be causing more problems than he solves lately. Quite unpredictable.

[underthebed]

Lisa, Sloan, Mackenzie.

[littlemissvixen]

...marry Matt Damon, sleep with Jake Gyllenhaal. No, no, sleep with Brad Pitt, because I can't kill him. I guess Jake dies, then.

[forevertarry]

Absolutely not.

[underthebed]

Oh, come on. I could have been so much meaner and you know it.

[adifferentlife]

At work so all at once:
Tosh
Sybil (gah!!!)
Sif
Rory
Rebekah
Juno (more gah!)

[forevertarry]

This is only going to end in tears, and you know it.

[whenyouearnit]

Klaus, Elena, Damon

[underthebed]

Tears for who? For Mac? Are you killing Mackenzie?

I didn't put myself in the running for a reason, James.

[adifferentlife]

Sybil, Cass, Saffron

i'm sorry

[midorime]

Peter Vincent

[selfmadevamp]

Now that's fun.

Kill Klaus, obviously. I couldn't take being married to her, so tie the knot with Damon. And then, well, at least the other option'll be pretty.

[selfmadevamp]

There's fun unpredictable -- me -- and then there's whatever he's doing. No comparison.

[manof_myword]

I cannot disagree with that.

Ought I be picking out rings, then?

[badtotheclone]

No you're not!!!!

Marry Sybil, fuck Cass, kill Saffron.

And I chose the last two by coin flip.

[selfmadevamp]

I'm thinking spring.

2100.

I suppose it'd be sooner if you'd be a dear and remove everyone who wants me dead.

[manof_myword]

What's a century or two?

Is there still a list save Damon? Niklaus seems to have forgotten all about you, lately.

[badtotheclone]

Peter, Bolin, Elvis

[selfmadevamp]

Seems to. If he saw me again I'm sure I wouldn't last the day.

And there might be... one or two others. Somehow people just keep getting it into their heads that they want me dead.