MEME: Fuck-Marry-Kill

[citycouncil]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to place in one of three categories.

• fuck / marry / kill
• hug / best friends / block
• slow burn / fake date / enemies-to-lovers

Feel free to select one of the above as the default for your character, or, if someone hasn't specified, to do so yourself when offering up options. Or just wing it! Bonus points for explanations, and the people listed, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Comments

[afeastofthirst]

Shion~

[eternaldaisy]

Heli, Jakah, Jaan :D

[afeastofthirst]

Pfft, I thought you were gonna give me something weirder, this is easy.

Kill Heli. It'd be doing us both a favor.

Marry Jaan. He's the best cook and he's so tired of me, we're practically already married. He cannot control me, he has tried.

Fuck Jakah. He's pretty, but also that super speed setting is probably not something anyone wants to sign up for for life.

[beklemmt]

J

[hismelody]

Bach, Brahms, Schubert

[beklemmt]

Nerd. Well, none of them are exactly my type. I guess... Sleep with Bach. He's a genius, but from what I've read, I don't think we'd get along very well. And marry Schubert. You know how I feel about his music. As for Brahms, well, someone has to lose.

[perfectallkill]

Rumi

[mightymouse06]

Taemin, Woodz, Junhee

[perfectallkill]

Answering this feels like a violation of my contract, and I'm not sure it's possible to kill Taemin sunbaenim. He might be a god and he definitely bites...

Taemin sunbaenim for enemies-to-lovers. He's really good at a dramatic, sultry concept. Slow burn with Junhee sunbaenim, and fake dating with Seungyoun sunbaenim. With his personality, I think it would at least be fun.

[signed_sabrina]

Sabrina Spellman

[afeastofthirst]

slow burn / fake date / enemies-to-lovers: Jules, Salem, Satan

[signed_sabrina]

WITH MY FATHER?????????????

SHION

[afeastofthirst]

I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS YOUR ACTUAL DAD OH MY GOD i thought it was like when i call them my brothers but they're just dudes i grew up with

[signed_sabrina]

HE IS MY UNHOLY SIRE

UNDO IT

UNDO IT

[afeastofthirst]

IT'S UNDONE I TAKE IT BACK

JULES SALEM UH ME

[finally_ahead]

Stanley Uris

[number1_himbo]

Luther Hargreeves

[bloodyanimal]

Spike

[latermaybe]

Oliver

[lost_inthedarkness]

Abby Anderson

[brightyoungreporter]

Daniel Molloy

[myfavoritedream]

Neil McCormick

[realisticallydie]

Eddie Kaspbrak

[unwilling_devil]

Lestat de Lioncourt

[zombie_boy]

Will Byers

[speakordie]

Elio Perlman

[atehimrightup]

Lee

[terriblymisguided]

Klaus Hargreeves

[nextchance]

Jyn Erso

[runtowardsomething]

Beverly Hopper

[hismelody]

Song Sihyun

[ratherbebrave]

Hilde Lisko (child-friendly versions only, please~)

[astheocean]

Jules Vaughn

[queenofhawkinshigh]

Chrissy Cunningham

[prophecized]

Elora Danan

[mightymouse06]

Minnie Honrada

[fulcrum3]

Cassian Andor