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MEME: I'd Hit It/Crushes

Log in as your pup and list everyone they're attracted to: people they have a passing attraction to, people they like for their brain, people they're hopelessly in unrequited love with, people they've only passed on the street, anyone they're into physically or sexually, or whatever you consider a crush. It can be top five, top ten, current or all time, whatever you'd like, and you're welcome to post pictures (strongly encouraged) and/or an explanation, but a list of names and nothing else is NO FUN.

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Would hit it, currently is hitting it, will continue to hit it. (They have an arrangement with feelings.)

The friendship is more important but he would hit it in a second. If Obi-Wan is also involved? That's bucket list stuff right there.

Him again, because look at him.

Klaus would happily take a tumble with many people in Darrow, but the two above top the list~

Has, will continue to, has feelings, is not attached, excuse me, that is not the Jedi way.

He can't explain it. She's fascinating.

This guy and his stupid, amazing hair became a problem real fucking quick. They're still figuring it out, but he's definitely not just a way to pass the time.

He's super hot. She's not blind. Good kisser, too. She might be pretty head over heels for Steve, but she's definitely thought about this. A lot.

This one is annoying, since he really hurt her just before she arrived here, but he's also really, really sweet to her a lot of the time. Her heart is still pretty tangled up in this dude.

If she were into revisiting things, her ex-boyfriend is goddamn beautiful.

If she were into girls, this would be the one.

Gideon...does not know what to do with this information, but she is also secretly DELIGHTED.

This motherfucker. Shit's always kind of complicated, but he definitely would. Always.

Super gross. Doesn't hold a little candle for this jerk at all.

Super hot and kind and very fucked up. Neil would have a hard time turning down a threesome.

Pretty hot for this fucking dork.

This inordinately homely motherfucker. Everything's pretty broken, and he doesn't want to go back to what they were, but... still. Always.

There are others, like Theon and ~~David Rose~~ (and who the fuck was that giant meathead who just showed up???), but most of those are better left alone.

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This guy. What a disaster. Don'cha just wanna pinch his cheeks? Among other things.

And this guy. Wow, what a hunk.

She deserves good things. And orgasms.

Eh, I've thought about it.

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Fraser is very new and hasn't met that many people, but he's also a teenage boy, and probably has a little crush on everyone who's ever been nice to him.

Just... maybe a little.

It's mostly just an appreciation for his wardrobe, but. And yes, he's like, twice his age or whatever, but it's an innocent crush, okay? Shut up.

He just thinks she's neat.

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I'm so honored.

Swimming up through the static in his brain.

Love of his life. Plus, who doesn't want a cute guy offering them pizza? That's about as hot as it gets. And look at his cute little smile.

Um. Look at him? Also really good friend, would be totally romantic, blah blah, he doesn't want to talk about it.

Also look at him?

He knows she's not into it, but she's cute as fuck.

He's really pretty and also kind of soft and David wants to just protect him and show him how things can be, even when you don't necessarily have the same sort of body as everyone else.

Shut up.

He said shut up. Also what child of the nineties who was confused about his sexuality didn't want to sleep with Xena and Hercules era Karl Urban, he asks you!

Super hot boyfrand. LIVE-IN BOYFRAND.

~~sometimes he thinks a little about Elio and hates himself for it.~~

Like most people, 99.9% of the time, this motherfucker drives Eddie crazy. Then there's that other .1% where he reluctantly drives him crazy in another way. Ugh.

Heavy sigh.

And he's just a little bit in love with all the Losers, in a mostly platonic way.

Let's just be upfront. First love, a dream kept on the moon. Moving forward won't pull her out of her place here.

I wouldn't call it a fear boner, as much as I'd call it an anxiety boner. Somewhat upcoming, but there you are.

HEY, YOU GUYS SHOULD ALL MEET LUTHER AND ADD TO HIS PILE HERE.

Well, well, well, Stanley. Time for some updates.

Starting with the reason for a somewhat panicked bike ride to Eddie's. HE WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS, I was not expecting it, it's great.

It's not just that he looks like Eddie, and Stan's a little in love with all the Losers, but that does make it a confusing prospect.

Also considers Rey to be an actual angel, put in the same crushing group as Jamie.

Love of his life, future husband. There are some definite fantasies about all the Catholic trappings, too.

He'd be lying if he said he hadn't thought about it:

Hot, adorable, cutest boyfriend. Jamie is pretty in love.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ HE'S NOT SORRY OR EMBARRASSED, HIS BOYFRIEND IS HOT WHEN HE'S OLD.

Eddie says UGH I LOOK LIKE MY DAD...

Then he remembers that he can't really remember his dad, but still. UGH.

Heart eyes, all the time.

Definitely a little crush here, thoughts about what exactly he could learn.

And then a couple of people, one of them absent, who have their own carved out pieces of his heart.

Presented without comment, just this face.

Probably the only person she's ever properly loved and would hit it with, and for some reason Ellie keeps putting up with her:

~~we could go on, thanks Tumblr for being so gay for Ellie~~

Honorable mentions/"I'm taken, not blind" go to:

Elio, not Jamie, for whatever reason, despite the fact that they're pretty equally unavailable. She's not UNattracted to Jamie, but it's like 'yeah, he's attractive, but he's like my brother'. Elio's her hot best friend. It's different, even though there's no real intent there.

Gideon (the hair color is wrong, but can we really say the making a face is?)

Octavia - she would not fuck up this friendship, but she totally gets the appeal. Also she will fuck you up if you fuck with her, so the whole Ninth House is on notice.

Rosie is a crush she's over, but she's obviously still ATTRACTIVE, so she also gets a verbal mention here.

WOW.

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Grantaire's list is DEPRESSING.

The ex:

Not here anymore, but still in his thoughts :C

(Now I know how to say "I hate getting old" in Italian!)

If Grantaire was even looking, this would not be the guy to look at, but he's still nice to look at:

Again with the married, but would free from the mistletoe again:

I mean, he notices a LOT of people, but he also hasn't been thinking about it. When Grantaire falls in love it's pretty all or nothing. We'll see what happens now? A big mess, for a while, probably.

Nicky says that anyone can look all they like (but also, that he will be growing out his hair/beard to be less old Nonno and more suitable young man, because it's his version of grief appearance).

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Girlfriends for almost a year, roommates for almost three (THREE!) very shortly thereafter: there's only one crush on her mind.

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Just the one adorable demon meatsuit for her.

Nova's too fatalistic to look for love but he's not stupid enough to not look.

Playing with fire? Almost certainly.

Subtitles relevant.

Too complicated but must be acknowledged.

He means it when he calls her Bonita.

It would have been a beautiful collision but he's glad someone changed the levers on the train tracks.

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She's a fucking mess, but:

Still not a good idea.

Probably the least fucked up of her crushes (god, she hates that word).

Look, she has a problem, okay?

And Chuck, always, but she's too fucked up over it to acknowledge that it's still true.

There's only been one man for Patrick for a while, the love of his life, the man he's going to marry:

But, look, he has eyes, and he can admire how stupidly perfect some people happen to be (shut up, it's not a type that revolves around eyebrows, it's not):

w a t

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