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meme: i'd hit it

[meme] i'd hit it

Something easy and mindless, in these trying times.

Login to your pup's journal and list everyone in Darrow they're physically attracted to. The list can be as long or as short as you like, but try and give some kind of explanation for each. They don't have to know the person, or have even met them, but you should limit your list to people currently in Darrow. You are strongly encouraged to include pretty pictures.

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Rey is a highlander when it comes to impure thoughts. There can only be one.

To be clear, Elio is only banging one person for the rest of his blessed little life.

He’s more than fine with it.

But, in the god forbid he were single/he does have eyes category:

Edited 2020-11-02 19:57 (UTC)

Only really met him the once, but he looked like he'd ~~have a big dick~~ be a lotta fun.

Look, don't judge me.

Isn't she adorable?

This one feels a little strange now, especially since she's not sure she wants to have sex with anyone she actually cares about, but.

Always. Even when she's arbitrarily (or not so arbitrarily) decided it's better to hate him.

Still a bad idea.

An even fucking worse idea.

Eponine is both extremely flattered, and gets the first feel a lot, if probably not to the same extent as Laura.

John Reese doesn't know how to branch out. Look at his wife anyway. Look how freaking hot she is.

He's got the greatest girlfriend in the world, but he's still a teenage boy, so his list is realistically very long. But the top contenders are:

Self-explanatory.

She's someone who gets him, plus... she's really hot, so.

I mean... he's thought about it.

He'd be terrified the whole time, but it'd be worth it.

This little disaster. No one else.

Ben Solo thinks memes are pointless and he won't partici—

This is weird, not starting this out with R and Edgar, and if this meme were more about ~~complicated~~ feelings, they'd still be included. But. Complicated.

It's fucking pathetic, at this point. Don't fucking look at him.

If it wouldn't complicate things, he'd jump on this in a heartbeat.

He won't deny it.

And he'd do it again.

This sadbastard. It would be a Very Bad Idea, and Neil actually gives a shit about not fucking things up.

There are many others. He's not particularly discerning, when it comes to just sex. Like, he kinda wants to see if it would shut David Rose the fuck up.

Edited 2020-11-03 05:42 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure this one is obvious and Eowyn thanks him for never ever mentioning it:

Recent addition to the list, again with appreciation for not mentioning it:

I mean... look at that.

Still.

lololol, for funsies

Size kink~

Hello, sir.

And, madam~

Now I have to stop.

He is so fucking in love and so damn horny for Dan Torrance.

Could very easily become a habit.

Edited 2020-11-03 15:17 (UTC)

~~how have i never seen this picture fff~~

ROFL This has always been the most Neil pictures ever, to me. It's one of his icons! It just cuts off most of it.

It is a VERY Neil picture. So many JGL pics aren’t but this one got a bit of a gut twist reaction from R, ha.

Reaaaally only one person who could get her in bed right now:

I know, so unexpected.

~~why yes i'm taking this opportunity to use one of the many gorgeous gifs of brianne in batwoman why~~

Hitting it when it suits them both:

Assuming he isn't taken:

Ah, why not? This one's kind of out of curiosity, but he's not bad-looking either.

Look, she's just cute, okay?

Edited 2020-11-03 00:23 (UTC)

Just the one for this princess.

He loves his husband completely, absolutely, and deeply even after nearly 1000 years together.

Also because his husband is not here, there are some others, of course, that have caught his eye:

(The sculptor, not the model)

(But he is extra not telling Joe that he had a thing for Shakespeare because the fight they had over the Fair Youth sonnets lasted decades)

In any seriousness? It's only Ellie (and even then her brain can get in her way sometimes, but Ellie's good at putting her at ease and anyway her panicking has nothing to do with what she wants):

(HANDS, okay)

There are some hypotheticals, but they're more emotional than physical, or she's thought about it but if it were down to actually doing something it'd be a bit more scary. [Carly demanded more gifs so have more gifs!] The top of the list for "in another world"/"I still have eyes" are probably:

Elio, not Jamie. Somehow it's much, much weirder to contemplate having sex with Jamie.

Honestly the fact that both of them have a lot of issues makes this LESS intimidating, not more

SHE'S GOT EYES, IDK. Imagine this gif with monster biceps.

Edited 2020-11-03 20:43 (UTC)

I mean, this is really 'desperately in love/would bicker with until the end of time/would hit it so hard'.

This is... a problem.

This is much less of a problem.

She's just lovely.

As is he...

Oh, he's had a naughty thought or two.

Not that Anatoly would admit to any crushes but if he did...

Klaus hasn’t met a lot of people yet but let’s be real, he’d sleep with pretty much anyone in Darrow.

But especially this guy and his inappropriate use of the Force.

The list is too long to gif all of them, but you’re probably on there. And you, too. And also you.

Edited 2020-11-03 17:13 (UTC)

Now Harley wishes she'd chosen that gif.

A+ blowjob angle.

I know, right?

Klaus and Harley should meet. Imagine the chaotic energy.

The only true answer to this question. Done it and would do it again.

But, in the category of things conjured up by his perverted 16-year-old brain:

Thought about it by accident once, and it has lived as an intrusive thought in his mind ever since.

The fucking worst and he wouldn't admit to EVER having thought of this, even under threat of death.

Just... shut up.

THE ANGLE ON THAT FIRST GIF I CAN'T

This one's good and stuck with him:

~~that HAIR but he's so cute in these~~

Beyond that -- Grantaire is too honest to say that Neil's not still on this list, even if it is extremely unlikely to happen with him back to not drinking.