meme: Texts from Last Night

[citycouncil]

Happy Friday, guys! We're kicking things off with a light meme for the weekend.

Texts From Last Night

Go to the site Texts From Last Night. You can use these either as an example in order to make up your own texts your characters might send each other during a night out, or find applicable existing ones on the site.

Tag characters into the post with these. Other characters can respond with texts of their own. Optionally, you can place the texts on relevant screencaps or post texts for other people's characters if you find a particularly good one.

Comments

[likeaplanet]

(419): I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.

[boo_fuckin_yah]

(712): The police scanner is talking about you again....

[likeaplanet]

(908): almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow

even more appropriate

[righttoplay]

[toanend]

[forthedog]

(509): I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.

[fatherslove]

(214): COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!

[toanend]

(770): If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?

[righttoplay]

[toanend]

[toanend]

[molokovcocktail]

(404): you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.

[boo_fuckin_yah]

(510): but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.

[toanend]

(856): Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches

[boo_fuckin_yah]

(248): Did you just see the Batmobile???

[toanend]

(973): He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could

[boo_fuckin_yah]

(919): My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.

[toanend]

(985): Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.

[righttoplay]

[losttheright]

[toanend]

[losttheright]

[selfmadevamp]

fassbenderperfection.gif

[toanend]

[little_duck]

[little_duck]

[little_duck]

[toanend]