MEME: texts from last night

[high_warlock]

Texts From Last Night

Go to the site Texts From Last Night and dig into your favorite Tumblr posts. You can use these either as an example in order to make up your own texts your characters might send each other during a night out, or find applicable existing ones on the site.

Tag characters into the post with these. Other characters can respond with texts of their own. Optionally, you can place the texts on relevant screencaps or post texts for other people's characters if you find a particularly good one.

Comments

lois lane

[skepticgirl_1]

1. Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell Burger Pit.

2. Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.

3. so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.

4. Text her.

magnus lightwood-bane

[high_warlock]

1. You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border

2. The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...

3. Text him.

Vasquez

[quinientos]

1. Tequila. Because sometimes it's fun for your hands to go numb

2. Oh god, I need an adult. Wait. Shit. I am an adult.

3. I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where should I start, the gay sex or the rampant alcoholism?

4. Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail

peggy carter

[womanofvalue]

1. FYI, at my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically on my casket

2. Just calling to thank you for not dying.

3. That's what jaegar bombs out of teacups will do to you

4. I've never been so embarrassed for you and proud of my tits

rowan damisch

[scythe_lucifer]

1. Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?

2. One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.

3. Text him.

Porthos du Vallon

[du_vallon]

1. One might say we're banned from that church.

2. Yeah, you're right. It's a conspiracy against you. This small, tight-knit group of people who don't like assholes.

3. He wears a hat, all the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.

4. Text him!

1

[du_vallon]

and the other five percent?

[bye_felicia]

You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.

victra au julii

[bye_felicia]

1. He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke

2. kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party

3. Text her.

Wanda Maximoff

[nothingmorehorrifying]

[scythe_lucifer]

are my secret

Billy Russo

[to_do_and_die]

1. I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...

2. You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.

3. i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

4. Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more

5. how does that bad decision feel?

6. text him

[quinientos]

I thought I was incoherent and irrational when I'm drunk. Make up your mind.

or I could take both knees?

1

[god_of_the_arena]

that priest was having fun whatever he regrets now

[bye_felicia]

You're always irrational and incoherent. You're lucky I keep you around.

Gannicus

[god_of_the_arena]

1. My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.

2. It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.

3. This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

4. o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

5. text him!

the Iron Bull

[shok_ebasit_hissra]

1. I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.

2. he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'

3. I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner

4. I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you

5. I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.

6. text him!

4

[goodnight_robicheaux]

Oh no, I want details if I'm going to talk Billy into unlocking the cell.

2

[every_blossom_blooming]

Are you? I think I'm more of an adult than you are,
cariño

[du_vallon]

secrets don't make friends, you know

[scythe_lucifer]

maybe at a later date

[du_vallon]

It just might be that maybe he's not a real priest? But I'm definitely a real sinner.

[quinientos]

I could take it a step further and only speak Spanish to you, then you'd really have no idea.

[quinientos]

I may or may not have used my lasso on the wrong person. More specifically, in the wrong place on a person. In public.

Rosie Wilson

[forthsofar]

1. my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now

2. Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me

3. text her!