MEME: FMK

[citycouncil]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Comments

[beforethepunchline]

Golly, that's a tough one. Marry the spit-take, it's an underrated classic. %&*$ the piano drop, 'cause go hard or go home, y'know? Kill the pratfall, I guess, though it'll bounce right back. That stuff never dies.