MEME: I'd Hit It

[citycouncil]

Login to your pup's journal and list everyone in Darrow they're physically attracted to. The list can be as long or as short as you like, but try and give some kind of explanation for each. They don't have to know the person, or have even met them, but you should limit your list to people currently in Darrow. If you want, you can include pictures, but you're certainly not required.

Comments

[to_survive]

that's all

[and_survive]

...no carry on

[hitchcockblonde]

[daughterofawolf]

Is she doodling this guy on her binder? Because I think "figuring it out" might have gone faster than I'm alluding to if so.

[onebatch_twobatch]

uh


no comment

[itsdarkcorners]

THAT FIRST GIF IS EXTREMELY RUDE AND I AM MAD ABOUT IT

[wishesandsmoke]

If I counted people Eden's never even met, this list would be real long. Some of y'all could get it. But I'm gonna limit it to people she's met.

Theresa Cassidy: She's super nice and super hot, okay?

Chloe Frazer: P L E A S E she's so hot, wtf.

Luke Garroway: Could definitely get it.

Kaine: He makes her feel like she could be a good person, and that's a really attractive feeling.

Marcus Keane: Bless me, Father, etc., etc.

Tony Stark: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jesse Swanson: Has, does, and will again.

Ed Warren: Just really cute and really nice.

No, y'know, fuck it, the unmet runners-up: Bobby Briggs, Poe Dameron, Jim Hopper, Illya Kuryakin, Reggie Mantle, Thomas Sharpe, Gleb Vaganov, probably others, probably Harley Quinn which is weird for me but lbr

[ahollowman]

HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT EDEN

he's very yolo about u too eden

[tricktofalling]

Inej is a woman of simple tastes. She likes her boys smarmy and overwrought and tightly laced, and her girls more in love with waffles than anything else in the world.

I mean, honestly. Kaz Brekker is a Good Looking Guy.


And who can say no to Nina Zenik?

[every_blossom_blooming]

[triskehale]

He’s a one nerd kind of wolf.

[every_blossom_blooming]

Gruff, quiet, handsome, earnest, and 200% done with this world. Just her type.




It happened once in a dream.



Platonic but perfect



Once Upon A Time...



What a beautiful squaller

[frozenfractals]

Elsa would be terribly flattered.

[likeahundred]

Wifed it.

[bloodycrescents]

Look, basically, if you're female and reasonably attractive, there's a fairly good chance Harley would hit it. But to be specific, when it comes to women he's met:


Sorry, Gleb and Dmitry.


Like, come on.

[fatesdesign]

[shadows_have_offended]

But have you met Neil Perry's attractive Irish boyfriend?


Also, Neil feels really bad about this crush

[ahollowman]

Jyn Andor - they had a moment and he kind of wants her to yell at him while he's naked.

Julie Beaufort-Stuart - bangin blonde, accent makes him want to roleplay sexy war dramas

Peggy Carter - it's weird and oedipal and also a bit revenge fantasy at this point but he woukd definitely take her out fir fondue ykwim

Frank Castle - "hey tony i like ur new top" "thanks his name's frank."

Chloe Frazer - STEP ON ME AND TIE ME UP

Neil McCormick - just tease him forever it's what he deserves nsil

Nikita - he likes it when she calls him out

Karen Page - glowing majestic earth angel. too bad she has a boyfriend but u know he could always come too have u seen him.

Raven Reyes - garage sex

[someones_monster]

literally read that as "garbage sex" and laughed

[floozyfacade]

A terrible moment but WHAT A LOOK FOR HER HUSBAND WHOM SHE LOVES THE MOST IN ALL THE WORLD

[andhiswife]

oh no he's hot

[notyourprince]

In a crowd of thousands, I'd find you again...

[homelovefamily]

[frozenfractals]

have you seen her girlfriend

[ahollowman]

not that part of her yet

[mitsubishievo]

Wow I mean


have you seen


JKav's nerdy hipster husband?


Special honorable attractive mentions go out to:
- every dad bait in town because JKav is easy and disgusting like that
- Jack Vincent and Party Poison. Mostly Jack Vincent. Sorry.
- The Iron Bull because JKav is a disgusting size queen piece of shit

[shok_ebasit_hissra]

Kadan. Dorian challenges him and terrifies him and excites him. He also brings him deep, abiding comfort. Also, have you seen Dorian Pavus?








The rest of the list:

Cremisius Aclassi: Look, there's some unresolved issues there.

Victra au Julii: She's tall, kind of imposing. Reminds him of Par Vollen.

Party Poison: Wild redhead.

Wanda Maximoff: Redhead that could kill him.

Mad Sweeney: Redhead that would TRY to kill him.

Honorable Mention:

Geralt of Rivia: Best Bromance.

[makeafairfight]

Well, this is easy.


First off, his wife, OBVIOUSLY.

But if he weren't incredibly taken:

[speakordie]

I’m hurt, Cam.

[very_sharpe]

She's helped him find a second chance that he didn't even realize he could have.

[andhiswife]

[sidestepdestiny]

just Simon (in a uniform?) my perfect person even when he has wings

maybe especially when he has wings

[krempuff]

These days, Krem is pretty toned down, relatively speaking. Everyone is really attractive. He has no idea how everyone is so attractive in this fucking city. It's infuriating.

Top five!

Gannicus: he's marrying him! They've been together for over two years! Obviously he's into it. Also, have you looked at him recently?


Dorian: problematic and not entirely platonic and Krem's mad about it. Don't @ him.

Iron Bull: see above, less mad about it.

Nina Zenik: look. He's engaged, not dead.

tie between his two favorite couples, Jack Vincent+Party Poison and Billy Rocks+Goodnight Robicheaux. Jack and Poison might take the cake because Krem's gotten to see Poison naked in excess.

[god_of_the_arena]

[assassinwithahairpin]

Also, don't @ him

[quinientos]

Too late.

[someones_monster]

The most beautiful woman in every galaxy ;___;



And the most beautiful man ;___;

[somethinghuman]

pay no mind, just r continuing his trend of setting a high fucking bar

[on_mans_road]

[nothingmorehorrifying]

Tbh, the only real contender.


Only if she can seal his mouth shut first


Canon so I have to acknowledge it


She doesn't wanna talk about it.

[ahollowman]

look wanda, we get it. vision is 1/3 stank.