[meme] test drive

[citycouncil]

Tag into this post with characters you're thinking of apping to the game (characters who are not currently in-game or currently reserved by someone else). It can be just a tag, a brief EP, whatever you want. You can be new to the game, or simply want to test out a fresh pup. Tag each other with these characters or those already in game, and have fun.

Also, please include the name of their canon somewhere in or on the comment or on their profile page.

Comments

Star-Lord (Marvel 616)

[highanddry]

Yondu Udonta

[projectiletrashpanda]

... Yondu?

Huh, you are still ugly even with your teeth not all messed up.

[highanddry]

The hell did you say to me, rat?

[projectiletrashpanda]

What, are your ears all screwed up? You just can't catch a break, can you?

[highanddry]

Only thing messin' with my ears is your yammerin'.

The hell are you supposed to be, anyway?

[projectiletrashpanda]

Name’s Rocket and in my world we’re teammates.

And friends.

[highanddry]

Friends? Pfft, never had one and not in the market. Nice try, fur ball.

[projectiletrashpanda]

Look, you befriended me, Smurf dick.

[highanddry]

... You got money or somethin'? Gold? Shinies?

[projectiletrashpanda]

Shinies. Wow, look at the vocabulary on you.

Yeah I’ve got money.

[highanddry]

Nothin' wrong with a few thousand or so shinies. Call me old fashioned, but a man's gotta love some loot that sparkles.

[projectiletrashpanda]

Okay, that is something I can get behind.

[highanddry]

Take what's yours, then leave'em high and dry.

[shieldsupernanny]

...Kree?

[highanddry]

S'cuse you? I'm all Centaurian, half nut.

[shieldsupernanny]

Just checking. Had some Kree issues recently. No offence intended.

[highanddry]

And that surprises, you? They're Kree; conquering and colonizing is kind of their thing.

[shieldsupernanny]

I didn't have a wide range of experiences with them at the time. Aliens are still a recent-ish thing on Earth. Phil Coulson, pleased to meet you...?

[highanddry]

Yondu. Pirate, captain, greedy blue bastard, etc. Gotta be honest Philly-boy, I ain't too keen on Terrans. The last one was a pain in the ass.

[shieldsupernanny]

I suspect we're going to get a lot of that the more we're out in the universe. We're not all bad, though. Some of us have been described as pleasant.

[highanddry]

Pfft, that colonization crew y'all sent was enough for me to get a taste, and I wasn't exactly thrilled by the end of it. Sure, might've been hijacking their ship, but they didn't have to be such pricks about it.

[shieldsupernanny]

I'm sorry, what?

[highanddry]

The Asterion One? Whole big omethin-somethin' about the Terrans setting up their first off-world colony. Big ass ship. Lotta people on it. Minimal weaponry and defense. Sittin' ducks, really. Y'all should reconsider taking the pacifist route next time.

[shieldsupernanny]

That is not a thing that's happened where I come from. sorry. And I'm pretty sure I'd know.

[highanddry]

Probably for the best. They were, and I say this comin' from a primarily dirt-locked people myself, shittily prepared. Big fancy ship, ain't no sense. Robbin' them was all too easy.

Least til Petey fucked it up, but that's neither here or there.