Meme: FMK

[kaitmaree]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Comments

[shok_ebasit_hissra]

This one's rough.

Honestly I think Cassandra would try to kill me if I tried anything, so in self-defense I'd kill Cassandra. Sorry, Seeker.

Sera would be fun in the sack.

Qunari don't marry, but I wouldn't mind being attached to Vivienne

On the other hand...

Sera doesn't like men, so I could switch her and Cassandra. The Seeker probably has some good rage to work out. I could be into that.

[pylades_drunk]

Fair enough!

...should I ask about how that last happened?

[modern_alpha]

Bed Dorian, as we've already done it. Marry Randolph (and laugh at Dorian for throwing me over). Todd Chad may go.

[ghost_holder]

Oh dear.

Kiss Flavia, marry Clementine, and as I'm pretty sure Norman and I share genetic material....

[nothingmorehorrifying]

Anyone who says they wouldn't sleep with Thor is lying. Bruce seems like the doting husband type. Goodbye Tony.

[priordivergence]

Sleep with Four, Marry Christina, dropkick Peter.

[incognoscibilis]

Sleep with Ronan, marry you for tax benefits and then let you do as you see fit, Gansey already died. We can fix that.

[tobereckoned]

Sleep with you and marry Bodhi. I don't like Melshi more than you two.

[humanresource]

Marry Yona, sleep with Grey's skinny arse, and return Curtis' favor.

[nextchance]

Dibs on giving Bodhi away at the wedding. Think he'd let me make a big, embarrassing speech at the reception?

[du_vallon]

We've all had to pretend to be dead at least once, that time I just had the privilege of looking like I got to do it.

[formicine]

Heck yeah tax benefits! I approve this plan. (Also I used "I already killed Gansey" too so I can't begrudge.)

[myfavoritedream]

Marry Edgar, fuck Philip, kill you.

Sorry, man.

[pylades_drunk]

It's all right: that's why I said no hard feelings. I'm well past my due, anyway.

[scion_of_ancients]

Crixus, Lucretia, Ilythia

[ooc: I don't really have a compelling reason for the picks, they just amuse me]

[god_of_the_arena]

Can I kill two, fuck one, and marry none?

Kill Lucretia
Fuck Ilythia
... Marry Crixus. May the gods save me from that fate.

[gaynecologist]

Nooooo, I forget who my list of people was! I've made up new ones.

Kevin
Moroni
Naba
His mom

Hansel
Hitler
Luther
Tommy

Bryan
David
Gayvid
Goldie

Elijah
Shosh
Ray
Desi

[latterdaysaint]

Kevin
Hug, marry, shun. He doesn't do FMK.

Hug his mama, marry Naba, shun Moroni.

Hansel
Fuck Luthor, marry Tommy, kill Hitler. Yes, even baby Hitler.

Bryan
Goldie has to go because Bryan can't off anyone with that face ;___; Marry David, screw bb David.

Elijah
Sex with Shosh because the other two are Marnie's sloppy seconds. Marry Ray, bye Desi.