MEME: Never Have I Ever

[formerlysiryn]

01. Have your pup post a top-level comment with something they've never done in the form of "never have I ever __________________" -- gone skinny dipping, been in a threesome, cheated on a test, etc. it can be anything, innocuous or completely dirty.

02. If you post a "never have I ever" you are thereby signing up to play the rest of the game as best you can, owning up to whatever anyone else has posted or will post after you.

03. You own up by replying to the "never have I ever" challenge comment, saying you've done it. You get one point for everything you have done - IE: if you have gone skinny dipping, been in a threesome, cheated on a test, etc, you get a point for each one.

The point of the game is to have the lowest score possible. You can be strategic about your initial "never have I ever" comment to try and give others points.

Comments

[latterdaysaint]

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[latterdaysaint]

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[latterdaysaint]

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[latterdaysaint]

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[latterdaysaint]

I thought I was going to die at nineteen, but I made it.

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[latterdaysaint]

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[puckandpie]

Ooh, really?? I'd love that if you really wouldn't mind!

[37hours]

Yeah, I understand that. I'm happy that I'm taller than Seamus back home.

[37hours]

Crowds are kinda scary to me, plus if you're lost. You're always afraid people will step on you or bump you hard and stuff.

But it's sometimes nice if you want to play hide and go seek! Then the crowd helps a lot.

[37hours]

Did it take a really long time for you to grow? Is it because you didn't want to eat stinky vegetables?

[37hours]

Um — uh — I still wanna grow big someday but I'm still small now, so maybe we can make a club, a club for shorties.

[37hours]

You think so? I'm trying lots of vegetables and exercise! Ma always said that would help me grow.

[37hours]

I think you look pretty big, but you also look like you can be zoom fast, like smaller animals. I think that's best because it's like you get both.

[37hours]

Really? That's great! I don't know if I'm tall or short because I'm shorter than Ma but Ma's lots older than me and she never told if she was bigger or smaller than me when she was five.

You look pretty big, I'd like to be that tall.

[37hours]

Because they never said I couldn't play, and it's Theresa's game, and Theresa is really nice and my friend so I think she would let me play.

[37hours]

Really? But look, you're so tall, I only come up to a little higher than your tummy.

[37hours]

I hope so. And you're really tall so maybe you can teach me what tricks you have to get even taller. Please?

[37hours]

Hee, then I'd have to be careful not to step on people, giants have really big feet. And that would be funny because it's like backwards Jack and the beanstalk — I'm not meeting a giant, I am the giant.

[37hours]

You're really nice for saying that, I'll try really hard!

[37hours]

Um, what's puh-tee? I don't know that word. But I hope so, being bigger would make me really happy.

[37hours]

That's what Ma told me, she says even if broccoli is gross, we have to eat it because it makes us big and healthy and strong. Sometimes I pinch my nose so that I can swallow it easier and not smell it.

[37hours]

Thanks! I was thinking how to give everyone a point, and like everybody is bigger than me.

[37hours]

Why's everyone asking me that? And if they ask me that, most of them call me a cheater too, but you didn't call me a cheater so that's a little better.

It's not in the rules that kids can't play, so I thought I wanted to play the game.

[37hours]

Yes, sir! They'll make me healthy and strong, I'll keep eating them.

[37hours]

Sixteen, Ma would pray with me sometimes to the angels.