Meme: Top Darrow Crushes

[alltheircrimesarejust]

Log in as your pup and list their Top Darrow Crushes, of all time. People they have a passing attraction to, people they like for their brain, people they're hopelessly in unrequited love with, people they've only passed on the street, or whatever you consider a crush. It can be top five, top ten, whatever you'd like, and you're welcome to post pictures or just a description, but a list of names and nothing else is NO FUN.

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[rockabillyboy]

[madesomenoise]

[somepoorsoul]

I mean, obviously:



And can you blame him?

In the "he would never admit it, but is anyone surprised?" category:

[everymonstrousthing]

[thedreamthief]

The always.


The spark.


The bro crush.


The first.

[juststopped]

[thebloodyglue]

[a_capella_boy]

Just one. No one else could ever even come close to Beca.

[jaimemieux]

I mean seriously




his wife





is gorgeous

[heretofight]

[feel_myhell]

[puckandpie]

And some he's thought about before:

[myfavoritedream]

[yourbestnightmare]

[thebloodtraitor]

the adorable zombie boyfriend.


the gentle blood mage bff.


fluffy.


the muggle.

[high_warlock]

Forever, always, till death and then after:



If your brother didn't exist AU:


If you'd only hear me out AU:


Threesomes are an underused trope AU:


I'll be your beta AU:


I'll be your alpha even tho you're actually an alpha AU:


I would never violate our BFF bond but if we'd had too much wine one night and you wanted it you'd get it AU:


Bow down bitches this is what a mf power couple looks like AU:


I've written fanfic about it:


"How do you feel about a life of magical crime?" "Promise we will always steal from the irritating and spend the cash on booze and useless trinkets."

[letitbetrue]

I'll not put a horse or a dog in first place.

[everyonetakes]

Ummmmmmmm, look how goddamn hot my husband is. Don't be mad.



lol, actually be mad.

[number22]

[formicine]

(there's hover text!)

her #1 Crush isn't here, but still:



also a bit:


If I Had to Pick A Girl:


Part II:


so once i had a thing for your dad's bf and also you seem like you should be tiny but as it turns out you're a qt:

[princekiller]

he still hasn't met very many yet, but so far...

DADDY


MOMMY


beautiful and kind.


fellow stranger in a strange land.


gorgeous and familiar.


plus one more he is definitely not admitting to himself.

[pylades_drunk]

l'amoreaux:




also:


in another world where we weren't both taken:


in another world where we were both available for messing around and i had no interest in sobriety:


see above, pretty much


potential trainwrecks, part four: this time with a woman:

[marthastewart]

a freedom you can allow yourself, or not:




and, a little bit:

let's blow a hole in this town

[theyoungdetective]

This-Is-An-Awkward-Situation-And-I-Dated-My-No-Longer-Dead-BFF/crush's-Girlfried Crush:



I-Kinda-Miss-Having-Siblings-Actually-ANd-I'd-Totally-Try-To-Get-Bruce-To-Adopt-You-If-He-Were-Here Crush:



Please-Teach-Me-To-Cook-I'm-A-Disaster Crush:



I really need to socialize Tim more.

Bonus Round! The-Absent-Girl-I'll-Always-Love Crush:

[jianhuo]

No contest.