1) Thank shuck you're here, shank. I was going nuts without you.

2) I'm sorry I'm so bad at things but I really like being around you. You make me comfortable in a way that hasn't ever happened. Not that I can remember, at least.

3) I owe so much of my sanity to you.

4) I admire you.

5) Thanks for being a great shank, shank. Your care and patience means a lot.