OH SHIT, MAN. I don't really know what he'd say, actually. Like, he's definitely not opposed to the idea, though he'd be pretty blindsided since it's not something he ever imagined for himself, but at the same time, growing up with, you know, his parents, what he's seen of marriages has been pretty dismal, and it's hard not to think about how epically that failed and worry that he'd fuck it up the same way.

remember when he said to doug something about how he'd got all of their dad's bad qualities and doug got all of their mom's good ones hahahajkfhskjfgs fucking kill me