WELL, my K is a vampire, turned by the Dracula clan during a trip to Romania. She speaks Japanese because she is, and Romanian because of vampire, and her English will be a delightful Japanese and Romanian accented thing, probably with more Romanian. K has been manipulated by the current "Dracula" heir into being his woman in Tokyo, where her job is to secure the vampire messiah for the Draculas, and take out the thriving Japanese vampire clan that includes Elizabeth Bathory and a vampire that is also a hotel. Because, in a totally normal happening of vampire events, the Japanese clan has taken up a ton of humans and informed it's the end times and they're now going to be kept as food. Does K really give a fuck about the dumb humans? Not really. The messiah she keeps trying to rescue has gone feral and is running around screaming and crying and growing her fingernails too long. K is so goddamned tired and the Dracula cult is like, a bunch of weird Amish looking fuckboys. This is only a fraction of it all.

Dan's best part about Darrow is 100% Marcus. :D

Stan would like to have a nice day, and I just won't let him. I don't think he can think past his current situation.