It makes you sound like a faery.

D. Arlington., I get it. That's actually a little relieving. If you'd thought Darlington was legitimately a cool thing to get people to call you I'd be a little concerned.

[She laughs.] I don't either. Astern. It sounds like a posh name for a toilet. Mine doesn't work at all.

All right: what would you have done with -- knowing about magic -- if Lethe hadn't chosen you?

And, your turn, if you want one.