Oh, me? Nah, I just got hit by a car, and then, let's see... fell off a bridge... tripped over one of those uhhh whaddaya call 'em, those basement doors they got on sidewalks, that happened twice... fell down the stairs about four times... elevator crash, couple gas explosions, like I mentioned... ehhh there was a lot. I'd say it was some kinda universe-bending shit fuckin' up my coordination or my luck or something but to be honest I'm shocked none of this shit happened to me before, it's like it was all catching up with me at once, you know? Maybe you don't know. Your thing sounds kinda more personal.
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Oh, me? Nah, I just got hit by a car, and then, let's see... fell off a bridge... tripped over one of those uhhh whaddaya call 'em, those basement doors they got on sidewalks, that happened twice... fell down the stairs about four times... elevator crash, couple gas explosions, like I mentioned... ehhh there was a lot. I'd say it was some kinda universe-bending shit fuckin' up my coordination or my luck or something but to be honest I'm shocked none of this shit happened to me before, it's like it was all catching up with me at once, you know? Maybe you don't know. Your thing sounds kinda more personal.