MEME: FMK

[citycouncil]

Top-level your characters and others will respond with a list of three people for them to choose from — one to fuck, one to marry, one to kill. Bonus points for explanations, and the people in question, of course, do not have to be fellow citizens or even people they know.

Comments

[ahollowman]

Tony Stark

[ahollowman]

Me, me and me. This is easy, I would fuck, marry AND kill myself.

Because if there's one thing you can count on, it's for Tony Stark to fuck himself.

[myfavoritedream]

Dude, come on.

[ahollowman]

That was the plan.

[myfavoritedream]

You're the worst.

[whatpossibilities]

Rhodey, Steve, Bruce

:)

[ahollowman]

WOW

No that's easy, fuck Rhodey, kill Steve, marry Bruce. NEXT.

[whatpossibilities]

Ouch. That bad?

[ahollowman]

Bucky killed my mom.

[whatpossibilities]

...I knew I should have gone with Pepper.

[segaboybrodie]

Hulk, Bruce Banner, Cap

[ahollowman]

Gonna have to go with marry Bruce again. Just look at his dumb sweet face.

Kill Steve because I'm still angry. Fuck Hulk because if you're gonna go you might as well go hard.

[segaboybrodie]

No way you survive a night with the Jolly Green Giant, though.

My condolences.

[ahollowman]

Eh, worse ways to go than death by snu-snu.

[quinientos]

Pepper, Natasha, Wanda

[ahollowman]

Oh my god, why would you.

Marry Wanda, she needs citizenship. Fuck Pepper, although never tell Pepper I chose to 'fuck Pepper'. Kill Nat because she wouldn't take it personal.

[makeithome]

Karen, Wanda, Peggy.

[ahollowman]

Jesus.

Uh, marry Karen, we can be a sexless career-obsessed couple. Fuck ... Peggy, because I have a weird oedipal fantasy there anyway. Kill Wanda because she stands the best chance of killing me first anyway, thus securing karmic retribution.

[womanofvalue]