I'm in a Mexican standoff with a three foot raccoon... Jesus wept...
Look. I am fairly certain I could punt you about a block and it would do you more damage than it would do me, and I've shot a lot uglier and bigger sons a bitch than you with this gun, so as impressive as it is that you have this...whatever the hell it is, expanding space ion pistol or whatever that you can hide...wherever it is you're hiding it?
[Puts his own gun back in its holster because this is just stupid]
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Look. I am fairly certain I could punt you about a block and it would do you more damage than it would do me, and I've shot a lot uglier and bigger sons a bitch than you with this gun, so as impressive as it is that you have this...whatever the hell it is, expanding space ion pistol or whatever that you can hide...wherever it is you're hiding it?
[Puts his own gun back in its holster because this is just stupid]